Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2010 11:23:45 am PDT #21123 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

these [link] fruit crusher things from Peter Rabbit do not have enough mango to balance out the banana

I'd never heard of those, but if I'd seen them, I totally would have tried one. The idea looks nummy. Shame, and poor Noah.

In all the time I've lived outside of Jamaica, I've never bought a mango. Mango-flavoured stuff, mangoes in stuff. Never a fresh, whole mango. I'm always sure I'll be disappointed. If they're processed or frozen, then, eh. That's already mitigated.

Ugh, Calli. I hope it's transient.


Shir - Aug 30, 2010 11:24:51 am PDT #21124 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

If I don't get my ass into bed now, I'm gonna regret it tomorrow.

Night, all!


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2010 11:27:15 am PDT #21125 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I bought a whole mango from a fruit market in Galveston this weekend. It was heavenly.


Kat - Aug 30, 2010 11:28:18 am PDT #21126 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Grace gets mangoes about once every two weeks. And while that doesn't sound like a lot, keep in mind, whenever she has a food in a blend, that's her food for 5 meals or so. Noah likes the mangoes too. I'm sure they aren't like Jamaican mangoes, like the pineapples here aren't like Maui Gold, but they are still pretty good.


Strix - Aug 30, 2010 11:29:35 am PDT #21127 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OMG WORLD THE VULVA IS NOT THE VAGINA! NOT NOT NOT.

YOU CANNOT "GET YOUR VAGINA WAXED."


Calli - Aug 30, 2010 11:33:27 am PDT #21128 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

YOU CANNOT "GET YOUR VAGINA WAXED."

At least not for depilatory purposes. The odds of someone being into it for other reasons are >0.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2010 11:34:48 am PDT #21129 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I bought a whole mango from a fruit market in Galveston this weekend. It was heavenly.

I have a fear of the unknown. I don't know any of the varieties, and they aren't listed by varieties, so it's not like I can learn. Imagine if all that was sold was "apple." Too confusing.

I mean, when I want an actual mango, I want Bombay or East Indian, or Julie, or sometimes even Stringy. It's specific. And I doubt those names are used anywhere outside of Jamaica.


brenda m - Aug 30, 2010 11:35:06 am PDT #21130 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, I don't know about CANNOT. But I'm pretty sure that'd be a special request.


Strix - Aug 30, 2010 11:40:09 am PDT #21131 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm still mad at "The Vagina Monologues" too. If you're going to have a whole damned show celebrating the pussy, get yer anatomical language down right.

The vag is one INSIDE part of the whole she-bang (hee). It's NOT the entire area.

This may be a slight pet peeve of mine.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2010 11:41:24 am PDT #21132 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I'm guessing the term vajazzling gets your goat too, Erin?