Press Your Ashes Into Your Favourite Vinyl Record

British Company, And Vinyly, will press your charred remains into your very own hyper-personalized spinning analog musical platter. The starter kit comes with your own generic gravestone-style cover art, 24 minutes of audio of your choosing, and 30 copies of your final release.

Sophia, I think 145 is a little high even after eating, but it's not outrageously high. I think if your numbers aren't squarely within normal, the doctor probably figured he'd better check.

A caramel latte an hour before a blood test might well skew it high. So if you have a fasting test, like Matt said, that should give a clearer picture.

t edit What I'm reading from Dr. Internet is that blood sugar *two* hours after eating shouldn't be above 140. But you said you had the blood drawn only *one* hour after eating, so the food probably made the results higher.

I recently learnt that there are animal-member-shaped dildoes, and it seems that knowledge has relegated pseudo-rotting dildoes to "at least they're human shaped?"

"at least they're human shaped?"

Cold comfort. (Well, I guess if it's a zombie dildo, it probably *would* be cold comfort....)

So zombies are cold, like vampires?

So there could be a rotting cocksicle?

So zombies are cold, like vampires?

Well, they're the dead risen, so I assume they're cold. I mean, they're all grey and stuff, so I don't think their circulatory system is on the up and up.

So what are people doing this weekend?

Other than ignoring the rotting penis sex toy talk I mean.

So zombies are cold, like vampires?

Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?

Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?

No.

So what are people doing this weekend?

Seeing the "Birth of Impressionism" exhibition at the De Young, figuring out what I want to do next week in Toronto, and hopefully cleaning all the things.