I recently learnt that there are animal-member-shaped dildoes, and it seems that knowledge has relegated pseudo-rotting dildoes to "at least they're human shaped?"
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 12:08:26 pm PDT #20691 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Aug 27, 2010 12:09:27 pm PDT #20692 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"at least they're human shaped?"
Cold comfort. (Well, I guess if it's a zombie dildo, it probably *would* be cold comfort....)
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 12:11:15 pm PDT #20693 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So zombies are cold, like vampires?
So there could be a rotting cocksicle?
Steph L. - Aug 27, 2010 12:14:35 pm PDT #20694 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
So zombies are cold, like vampires?
Well, they're the dead risen, so I assume they're cold. I mean, they're all grey and stuff, so I don't think their circulatory system is on the up and up.
Lee - Aug 27, 2010 12:15:19 pm PDT #20695 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
So what are people doing this weekend?
Other than ignoring the rotting penis sex toy talk I mean.
Tom Scola - Aug 27, 2010 12:15:44 pm PDT #20696 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So zombies are cold, like vampires?
Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 12:16:58 pm PDT #20697 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?
No.
megan walker - Aug 27, 2010 12:20:54 pm PDT #20698 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So what are people doing this weekend?
Seeing the "Birth of Impressionism" exhibition at the De Young, figuring out what I want to do next week in Toronto, and hopefully cleaning all the things.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 12:21:17 pm PDT #20699 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amyth, all ~ma directed towards your family.
Cold comfort. (Well, I guess if it's a zombie dildo, it probably *would* be cold comfort....)
I mean, if they were actually rotting and bits could come off, then that'd be gross.
I feel bad I'm not more distressed. But I made someone google monging yesterday, so my barrier's set pretty high right now.
Cass - Aug 27, 2010 12:22:24 pm PDT #20700 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
amyth, thinking good thoughts for you and yours. Yikes!