How could you live in New York on 26,000? I'm not sure I could live in Dallas on that much!
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 9:27:55 am PDT #20671 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Jesse - Aug 27, 2010 9:30:12 am PDT #20672 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Semi-crappy neighborhood and/or roommates. I had several coworkers making $25K.
Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 9:31:57 am PDT #20673 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
But then would you be married with kids?
Aw, look! Parker finally got that flight attendant gig! [link]
Jesse - Aug 27, 2010 9:34:12 am PDT #20674 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But then would you be married with kids?
My parents had a roommate when I was born! But anyway, if you're married, you're more than a 2-person family, and need to make more to qualify for the subsidy.
Jessica - Aug 27, 2010 9:38:26 am PDT #20675 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But then would you be married with kids?
$26k for a family of two is a single parent with one child.
[eta: In the context of qualifying for subsidized daycare, that is.]
Dana - Aug 27, 2010 9:44:32 am PDT #20676 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
This slide show from the Times-Picayune shows before and after Katrina pictures of my parents' area of town.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 9:47:57 am PDT #20677 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's dirty pool to stop someone on their way out of the office OBVIOUSLY FOR LUNCH when you know she has a 12:30 meeting and ask her to do stuff. I need to eat, bro.
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 10:09:50 am PDT #20678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Seinfeld' Actor Jerry Stiller Visits Real Residents of the Costanza Home, Everyone Feels Warm, Fuzzy
Nora Deirdre - Aug 27, 2010 10:14:29 am PDT #20679 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Man, Lakeview got pummeled.
tommyrot - Aug 27, 2010 10:15:03 am PDT #20680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I've seen a number of blogs show this, so I'm posting it.
RIDICULOUS Summer's Eve Ad Boasts Promotion Abilities (PHOTO)
Yes, this is real. We can barely believe it either, but this ad for Summer's Eve feminine hygiene products featured in Woman's Day actually advises women to use Summer's Eve to better their chances of getting a promotion. There it is, listed as tip #1 under the copy "Confidence At Work: How To Ask For A Raise," right above "eat a healthy breakfast." Do we even want to know what being fresh "down there" has to do with job performance? We can't believe this was printed, but we'd also like to personally thank whoever was responsible for one of the most outrageous ads we've ever seen.