It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Aug 27, 2010 2:18:50 am PDT #20559 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So, yesterday there was a big fight on the blenderized food list I'm on.

Anyone else see this first as "blenderized food fight" and have an unfortunate visual?

Actually, I use actually way too often, as well as unfortunate and sadly. I know it but I can't quit them.


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 2:42:31 am PDT #20560 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Guess who has two thumbs and a husband who is taking her on a "Last weekend of the summer" weekend jaunt to Galveston? This girl!

But that also means I was in the office at 6:30 to get all my crap done. I am working on creative requests, and I just heard my (first) wakeup alarm go off.


Jesse - Aug 27, 2010 3:11:39 am PDT #20561 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I totally start all my paragraphs with "So," to the point where I did that year in review first lines thing and I had to expand to first two sentences because all my first lines were just "So."

Hahaha! Me too! Except, I usually have a comma.

Kat, that is bonkers. There actually is something for parents who can't afford to feed their kids, and it is called food stamps. OK, it's actually called something else now, but that's the gist.

Thank you thank you THANK YOU, shrift!

I am so late this morning.


Daisy Jane - Aug 27, 2010 3:19:35 am PDT #20562 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Kat, that is bonkers. There actually is something for parents who can't afford to feed their kids, and it is called food stamps. OK, it's actually called something else now, but that's the gist.

I was going to mention that, but I didn't know how well food stamps work with dietary restrictions.


msbelle - Aug 27, 2010 3:34:50 am PDT #20563 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I don't know what these verbal tics are you all going on about.

Cee-lo

oh, I quoted that yesterday and just assumed everyone had already heard it. it is 8000 kinds of awesome and I am going to get so busted singing it at some point. Actually I'd love for him to make a clean version with him going pppbbbttt instead of every fuck.


Cashmere - Aug 27, 2010 3:35:47 am PDT #20564 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm ignoring the verbal tic conversation as I'm giving a speech tonight in front of 165 people. I think I might throw up.


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 3:37:38 am PDT #20565 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love public speaking. I miss it.


Cashmere - Aug 27, 2010 3:44:37 am PDT #20566 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Want to come and deliver this speech for me?


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2010 3:58:57 am PDT #20567 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Love to! The less I know about the audience the better.


Jesse - Aug 27, 2010 4:08:04 am PDT #20568 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

oh, I quoted that yesterday and just assumed everyone had already heard it.

I had seen it around, but hadn't actually listened to it. Stupid working-in-an-office.