And I totally start all my paragraphs with "So," to the point where I did that year in review first lines thing and I had to expand to first two sentences because all my first lines were just "So."

Hahaha! Me too! Except, I usually have a comma.

Kat, that is bonkers. There actually is something for parents who can't afford to feed their kids, and it is called food stamps. OK, it's actually called something else now, but that's the gist.

Thank you thank you THANK YOU, shrift!

I am so late this morning.

Kat, that is bonkers. There actually is something for parents who can't afford to feed their kids, and it is called food stamps. OK, it's actually called something else now, but that's the gist.

I was going to mention that, but I didn't know how well food stamps work with dietary restrictions.

I don't know what these verbal tics are you all going on about.

Cee-lo

oh, I quoted that yesterday and just assumed everyone had already heard it. it is 8000 kinds of awesome and I am going to get so busted singing it at some point. Actually I'd love for him to make a clean version with him going pppbbbttt instead of every fuck.

I'm ignoring the verbal tic conversation as I'm giving a speech tonight in front of 165 people. I think I might throw up.

I love public speaking. I miss it.

Want to come and deliver this speech for me?

Love to! The less I know about the audience the better.

oh, I quoted that yesterday and just assumed everyone had already heard it.

I had seen it around, but hadn't actually listened to it. Stupid working-in-an-office.

Tennis fans - did you see the slow motion video gallery of several top women tennis players? The first one is just - whoa! The splits!!

oh, I quoted that yesterday and just assumed everyone had already heard it. it is 8000 kinds of awesome and I am going to get so busted singing it at some point.

It's way catchy, but lords I get twitchy listening to songs about how women are just horrible for not being with the narrator.