See, okay, it takes me way longer than this. I mean, part of it is the length of time it takes me to do the actual coats. But I've been waiting much longer than a few minutes between coats. I don't need to?

Also! What about the bubbles? I have been very bubbly lately. (Ha. Not something I've ever said in other contexts.)

The only reason The Situation even registers with me is that Michael Emerson (Ben from LOST) did a bit on Jimmy Kimmel where he talked about his "situation." So then I had to figure out WTF that was all about, because he was so damn funny doing it.

Why do electric companies still send out meter readers? It seems like that would be so simple to do through computers.

My local public library is a block away from me. I've browsed a few times, but I haven't gotten a card yet. I should probably do that.

Actually, the latest way I've been doing my nails is with Instant Boss. Ten minutes of work, two minutes one coat one hand, ten minutes of work, two minutes the other hand, etc.

My nails are usually wee tiny stubby things, on fingers and toes. I'm a biter and a peeler. Whenever I manage to grow them out, I am SO PROUD.

Why do electric companies still send out meter readers?

A lot don't. There's a lot of time and money involved in the changeover to smart meters, though.

The only thing I worry about with my nails is that they're clean and not ragged. Polish on my nails makes my fingers feel funny.

Plus I'm inherently lazy. I must be missing polish gene along with the shoe gene.

I am missing the polish gene, the shoe gene and the new car gene.

the new car gene.

Not so much the new car gene as "the money to buy a new car" gene.

I always paint my toenails, but I am forever destroying my fingernails, so painting them would be an exercise in futility.