The only reason The Situation even registers with me is that Michael Emerson (Ben from LOST) did a bit on Jimmy Kimmel where he talked about his "situation." So then I had to figure out WTF that was all about, because he was so damn funny doing it.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2010 11:34:40 am PDT #20370 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hil R. - Aug 26, 2010 11:35:29 am PDT #20371 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Why do electric companies still send out meter readers? It seems like that would be so simple to do through computers.
My local public library is a block away from me. I've browsed a few times, but I haven't gotten a card yet. I should probably do that.
Liese S. - Aug 26, 2010 11:35:34 am PDT #20372 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Actually, the latest way I've been doing my nails is with Instant Boss. Ten minutes of work, two minutes one coat one hand, ten minutes of work, two minutes the other hand, etc.
Strix - Aug 26, 2010 11:35:46 am PDT #20373 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My nails are usually wee tiny stubby things, on fingers and toes. I'm a biter and a peeler. Whenever I manage to grow them out, I am SO PROUD.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 11:37:56 am PDT #20374 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Why do electric companies still send out meter readers?
A lot don't. There's a lot of time and money involved in the changeover to smart meters, though.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2010 11:39:16 am PDT #20375 of 30001
brillig
The only thing I worry about with my nails is that they're clean and not ragged. Polish on my nails makes my fingers feel funny.
Plus I'm inherently lazy. I must be missing polish gene along with the shoe gene.
Ginger - Aug 26, 2010 11:41:57 am PDT #20376 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am missing the polish gene, the shoe gene and the new car gene.
Connie Neil - Aug 26, 2010 11:42:49 am PDT #20377 of 30001
brillig
the new car gene.
Not so much the new car gene as "the money to buy a new car" gene.
Steph L. - Aug 26, 2010 11:45:14 am PDT #20378 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I always paint my toenails, but I am forever destroying my fingernails, so painting them would be an exercise in futility.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2010 11:45:19 am PDT #20379 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I lack the energy and have too much lazy perfectionism to keep up with nails. If I had an in-house manicurist and tougher nails I'd totally keep them pretty. I just hate the mess I make of them, and how fragile they are.
I still hate the world, but on the upside I just totally mentally scarred someone.
It helps.