ask Taylor Swift out on a date

I think his exact words were, "Do you want to eat on twitter and take a date night?" ♥ ♥ ♥

I love to see how he reads other people's tweets and responds in a correct manner. It always tickles me. Liv and I were out walking Cody while he was squeezing in some last minute computer time before bed.

I think I'm going to let his teacher discover for herself he knows his way around the internet.

I'm so sorry, Kathy.

(Yes I skipped basically the whole evening's posts.)

msbelle, very nice hutch and glass. My mom has some of her mother's pressed depression glass, mostly the desert plates and little dishes. I don't know who got the main dinner set. It was dark green and ...bubbles? That's how I thought of it anyway. Quarter sized down to a single teeny dot at the center of the plate. Probably started me on my love of dark colored glass plates.

ION: my Clean All the Things apron arrived today (that was fast (I probably should stop buying aprons)), so I plan to get right on the Thing Cleaning tomorrow. Because not having the apron was what was holding me back, I'm sure.

After a month's hiatus on Twitter, Owen just got on there to tell Jilli he likes The Nightmare Before Christmas, ask Darth Vader what led him to the Dark Side and ask Taylor Swift out on a date.

I was just about to ask you if you knew he asked Taylor Swift on a Twitter-date!

(Yes, I finally joined Twitter, but only to follow Feminist Hulk, Crossdressing Hulk, The Goddamned Batman, Fake AP Stylebook, and Owen.) (Seriously.)

(I will not tweet. Don't ask me.)

Pretty hutch and glassware, msbelle.

Kathy, I'm very sorry.

Jessica, such good news! Girls are nice. not--that boys aren't. But girls are nice.

I was just about to ask you if you knew he asked Taylor Swift on a Twitter-date!

I didn't realize he was back on but he told me after and I always check his tweets and responses. I keep track of his followers and all of his interactions online.

I set his gmail account up so that he has his addresses plugged in. He just needs to type who he wants to email by their name. Although he's pretty good at remembering addresses. If you ask him what mine is, he can tell you. He's sort of skewed my perspective on little kids.

My friends from college were sort of freaked out last weekend. K was having what he thought would be your typical "I like dinosaurs" conversation with him when Owen said, "But dinosaurs are extinct now." K asked him how they went extinct and Owen said, "There was a meteor that hit the ground. Then stuff changed and the dinosaurs couldn't change fast enough." K asked, "What stuff?" Owen replied, "Food and the weather."

You know what's cool? I can lay in bed and see the Moon and Jupiter out my window.

If those were the names of two trannies, that could be my window.