Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

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Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 10:59:18 am PDT #20135 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wired cites erinaceous and mentions word-saving. I'm a little disappointed that I know what a couple of the ones he lists mean.

Apparently I have meetings back to back until 5. And reports to generate. Uhuh. It's not like the web is going to surf itself, people.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 10:59:47 am PDT #20136 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I would totally reply, "Oh, did the full email not come through? It should all be right there for you!"


amych - Aug 25, 2010 11:01:38 am PDT #20137 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The beefcake barely even qualifies as well-marbled. Hrrmph.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2010 11:03:37 am PDT #20138 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why did the word I wanted to adopt have to mean "discharging urine"?


Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 11:03:56 am PDT #20139 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But there's nothing else in the body of the email. As in she would have had to have not gotten anything and then there wouldn't have been anything for her to reply to.

Also, her reply had the original email in it. I wish I could show you guys because it's epic in its stupidity.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 11:05:54 am PDT #20140 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I figure my email actually says, Are you too much of a jackass to have seen what I already sent you? ;) lol


Daisy Jane - Aug 25, 2010 11:09:31 am PDT #20141 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Are you too much of a jackass to have seen what I already sent you? ;) lol

And which is, in fact, 2 inches below your dumbass question.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2010 11:18:06 am PDT #20142 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You have to remember the "lol" and/or emoticon. That makes it friendly!


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 25, 2010 11:23:21 am PDT #20143 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This sounds like a job for highlighting the copied text and hitting the Reply to All button.


Ginger - Aug 25, 2010 11:29:40 am PDT #20144 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Her email was asking when a particular request was scheduled.

Reply: I thought you might want to know that, which is why I sent you the schedule.