Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Aug 23, 2010 10:05:26 am PDT #19600 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What is the deal with the UP and pasties?

Cornish tin miners were brought in to work the UP copper mines. They brought their pasties with them, and other immigrant groups in the mines, such as the Finns, adopted the meal.

Why, are you in the UP? Is it snowing yet? (I kid, I kid. They won't see snow up there for a couple of weeks.)


msbelle - Aug 23, 2010 10:06:31 am PDT #19601 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Amy, I got the movies. THANK YOU! Maybe I can get mac to watch one of them afterschool today.


Amy - Aug 23, 2010 10:07:32 am PDT #19602 of 30001
Because books.

I found the other one, msbelle! The day after I sent the package, of course. So that's coming, too. Just ... in a few days.


Daisy Jane - Aug 23, 2010 10:11:22 am PDT #19603 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

msbelle, if I lived in TX I'd be wearing white as well. I'd be interested in reflecting as much sunlight away from me as possible.

Yeah. Today I'm wearing a white gauzy piratey shirt. It's too hot to have my arms exposed. The bus stop is going to be murder.


javachik - Aug 23, 2010 10:22:31 am PDT #19604 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I just saw a Tide commercial with the narrative being a mom lying to her teenage daughter. REALLY?

Oh, the one where the mother "borrows" her daughter's t-shirt to go out clubbing, and spills something on it? Yeah, one time seeing that one, and I wanted to write to Tide. But I didn't. Lately, everything about the world and its inhabitants has been depressing the hell out of me. Tide is the least of it. I need to write a letter to the people who write the commercials for the human race.


amyth - Aug 23, 2010 10:26:48 am PDT #19605 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I have managed, through the miracle of TiVo, to remain almost completely clueless about commercials for the past few years. Now I only see them before trailers at the movies, and they get on my nerves.


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 10:28:22 am PDT #19606 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay! I've wanted a shirt with this on it since I lived in San Francisco - it's the text of a sign they post by the front of MUNI trains where the conductor sits, and says:

“Information Gladly Given, But Safety Requires Avoiding Unnecessary Conversation”

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javachik - Aug 23, 2010 10:29:14 am PDT #19607 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

amyth, exactly. I see/hear commercials when I am getting ready in the morning and have "The View" or somesuch on in the background. But lately I've not had the tv on at all (other than Video on Demand, Roku-watching and baseball) because I am sick of everyone.


Polter-Cow - Aug 23, 2010 10:32:46 am PDT #19608 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I've wanted a shirt with this on it since I lived in San Francisco - it's the text of a sign they post by the front of MUNI trains where the conductor sits, and says:

Ha, I do love that sign. It's such a weird way of saying things.


Aims - Aug 23, 2010 10:33:39 am PDT #19609 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I was cranky. Then I went out. Now, I have cupcakes and the world is looking brighter. One is an orange creamsicle and the other is called a Fat Elvis - it's a banana cupcake with a peanut butter frosting, covered in chocolate ganache.