Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Aug 23, 2010 6:08:58 am PDT #19551 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Nora, that only happens to me in Print Layout View. Does it look right in Print Preview?


Nora Deirdre - Aug 23, 2010 6:13:24 am PDT #19552 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It does, megan. OK. I'm still annoyed though, because that's never happened to me in Print Layout View before! I need the visualization...


Nora Deirdre - Aug 23, 2010 6:25:04 am PDT #19553 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aha, I see what happened- an errant click minimized that top margin- I discovered it by another errant click. Weird I haven't come across that in my many years of using Word...


Dana - Aug 23, 2010 6:38:16 am PDT #19554 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The Wait Wait Don't Tell Me program listed on their website claims to be new, but it's not new. They lie to me.


Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 6:53:08 am PDT #19555 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Award winning jokes from Scotland.

Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 6:54:16 am PDT #19556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?

Not me.


Fred Pete - Aug 23, 2010 6:55:43 am PDT #19557 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?

I'm not too thrilled with either one.


Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 6:56:26 am PDT #19558 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Well no, neither is very funny. But I found the winner duller and less funny than the worst.


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 7:01:05 am PDT #19559 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

36 Extreme Close-Ups

My fave is the closeup of a dog's nose.

WARNING - Jilli don't click on this! as it has closeup of eyes of you-know-what....


tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 7:02:58 am PDT #19560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cool t-shirt:

Waldo Wins