The Wait Wait Don't Tell Me program listed on their website claims to be new, but it's not new. They lie to me.
Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.
Willow ,'First Date'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Aug 23, 2010 6:38:16 am PDT #19554 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 6:53:08 am PDT #19555 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Award winning jokes from Scotland.
Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?
tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 6:54:16 am PDT #19556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?
Not me.
Fred Pete - Aug 23, 2010 6:55:43 am PDT #19557 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Does anyone else find the Worst funnier than the winner?
I'm not too thrilled with either one.
Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 6:56:26 am PDT #19558 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Well no, neither is very funny. But I found the winner duller and less funny than the worst.
tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 7:01:05 am PDT #19559 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My fave is the closeup of a dog's nose.
WARNING - Jilli don't click on this! as it has closeup of eyes of you-know-what....
tommyrot - Aug 23, 2010 7:02:58 am PDT #19560 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Aug 23, 2010 7:11:29 am PDT #19561 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I liked a few of the jokes, but I didn't think the winner was very good.
DavidS - Aug 23, 2010 7:16:17 am PDT #19562 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mine start next Monday, in their new school district, which is unreal. So not ready.
Emmett starts high school on Wednesday, orientation on Tueday. He's so not ready for summer to be over. When I said bye to him on Friday and mentioned that we'd talk about classes when I saw him next, he looked positively stricken.
However, I'm ready for him to go back. There was no camp this summer so he was around all the time, and since I've got Matilda home two days a week, it was difficult to keep them both entertained at times.
Though we did manage to find movies in common (Toy Story, Despicable Me) and activities (paddle boats on Stow Lake), and they were both remarkably good on our roundtrip to Portland which was a lot of close contact for everybody.
He didn't read a book all summer, though, so I suspect his brain has atrophied to the size of a prune. He did do lots of krav though so he's probably in the best shape of his life.
bon bon - Aug 23, 2010 7:19:03 am PDT #19563 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bob just headed off to teach his first classes. Summer was too short! Even the hummingbirds currently making kripkat crazy agree.