I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 20, 2010 2:56:26 pm PDT #19243 of 30001

Today has been made of fail.


beth b - Aug 20, 2010 2:57:22 pm PDT #19244 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I hung up some clothes and rewarded myself by wiping down all the surfaces in the bathroom.

And Today it is good that I am not work . I've been less than diplomatic today , and I was only ou in public briefly


Sue - Aug 20, 2010 2:59:07 pm PDT #19245 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I have to admit, in the last two hours, the place is starting to look unkempt, aka return to normal.


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2010 2:59:27 pm PDT #19246 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today was the best day this week. That doesn't make it good. But at least it's officially over.


Cass - Aug 20, 2010 3:11:24 pm PDT #19247 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

whose subtext was clearly: On thorough review and reflection I have come to realize that I was completely full of shit and could not have been more wrong if I'd tried and now I am excruciatingly embarrassed, although I'll be goddamned if I actually admit that I'm sorry.

Sadly, in this situation? That might be as close to a win as you get.

Ugh.


meara - Aug 20, 2010 3:11:41 pm PDT #19248 of 30001

OK, am v. annoyed--I had my two favorite lipglosses (er...only lipglosses?) in my purse's outer pocket. Where I also keep my keys.

Now they are gone. I am pretty darn sure I did not move them both to anywhere else (I could've moved one but wouldn't have moved both).

I highly doubt anyone would've stolen my lipgloss but not my money.

So I'm guessing they fell out somewhere (??) and will never be seen again. Which means I have to go try to find lipgloss in the right colors again. ARGH.

(Edit: I realize this is not exactly "CANCER!" or "TAXES!" or "EXPLODING TOILETS!" but...I want to look pretty right now, dangit!)


Amy - Aug 20, 2010 3:12:02 pm PDT #19249 of 30001
Because books.

Stephen just called my cell to tell me not to open the bedroom door, because Switch is right outside it with a not!dead mouse in his mouth.

This is a gift I would rather not get, I have to say.


Scrappy - Aug 20, 2010 3:15:22 pm PDT #19250 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

He's INSIDE THE HOUSE!!


Amy - Aug 20, 2010 3:17:37 pm PDT #19251 of 30001
Because books.

I KNOW!


Spidra Webster - Aug 20, 2010 3:36:53 pm PDT #19252 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

JZ, I forgot you had several bosses to work for. I don't envy you that. I don't miss my days as an underpaid underappreciated admin AT ALL. I feel for you. I hope it gets better.