Damnit - I just ran across a job listing that would be a perfect fit for me, if only it weren't with Fox News.
'The Message'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I don't know, Jessica - you're pretty good at making shit up, right?
I just ran across a job listing that would be a perfect fit for me, if only it weren't with Fox News.
Look at this as your opportunity to infiltrate the enemy line and change it from within.
Do it for your fellow Americans, Jess. It's your duty outlined in the Constitution (but not the Bill of Rights).
Maybe on Saturday we can celebrate the NOTHINGNESS
I like the sound of that
Yeah, go for it, Jess. You could have Glen Beck blovinating about the Bat Boy in no time. Especially if you can tie it into gold prices.
I can't see myself making it through the interview with a straight face.
Especially when my current employer gives me stories like this: [link]
The BBC has apologised after weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker was caught making a rude gesture live on air.
He raised his middle finger after news presenter Simon McCoy jokingly said his forecast would be "100% accurate".
After realising he had been shown on screen, Schafernaker tried to cover up by pretending to scratch his chin.
"The News Channel presenter in the studio acknowledged a mistake had been made, and we apologise for any offence caused," a BBC spokesman said.
PUNDSACK IT IS. Think of the exciting possibilities! Makes a great noun and verb! I love it!
Pundsack is full of santorum.
Wait, so the Bill of Rights doesn't count? The Bill of Rights with the 2nd Amendment that God Himself created and etched into the same tablet that the 10 Commandments were written on?
I'm tempted to contemplate the idea, just to watch people's heads explode.