I just ran across a job listing that would be a perfect fit for me, if only it weren't with Fox News.

Look at this as your opportunity to infiltrate the enemy line and change it from within.

Do it for your fellow Americans, Jess. It's your duty outlined in the Constitution (but not the Bill of Rights).

Maybe on Saturday we can celebrate the NOTHINGNESS

I like the sound of that

Yeah, go for it, Jess. You could have Glen Beck blovinating about the Bat Boy in no time. Especially if you can tie it into gold prices.

I can't see myself making it through the interview with a straight face.

Especially when my current employer gives me stories like this: [link]

The BBC has apologised after weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker was caught making a rude gesture live on air.

He raised his middle finger after news presenter Simon McCoy jokingly said his forecast would be "100% accurate".

After realising he had been shown on screen, Schafernaker tried to cover up by pretending to scratch his chin.

"The News Channel presenter in the studio acknowledged a mistake had been made, and we apologise for any offence caused," a BBC spokesman said.

PUNDSACK IT IS. Think of the exciting possibilities! Makes a great noun and verb! I love it!

Pundsack is full of santorum.

Wait, so the Bill of Rights doesn't count? The Bill of Rights with the 2nd Amendment that God Himself created and etched into the same tablet that the 10 Commandments were written on?

I'm tempted to contemplate the idea, just to watch people's heads explode.

While looking for that NF photo I came across this [link]

Man, Keely Hawes looks amazing with darker hair. [link] [link]

Wait, so the Bill of Rights doesn't count? The Bill of Rights with the 2nd Amendment that God Himself created and etched into the same tablet that the 10 Commandments were written on?

Oh, but the Second Amendment was clearly part of the Founding Father's intended Constitution. Kinda like how "screw the poor, they just don't work hard enough" was part of the Bible that somehow just never made it into the Gospels. Real Americans know how it was meant to be.

Aims, it sounds a lot like my MiL--even though her own daughter is a teacher. She tends to look for someone to "blame" in order to make herself feel better.

I wouldn't worry about smashing.

Pundsack is full of santorum.

Bwahahahaha! Yes, he is. If Sharon Angle's name wasn't already a noun, I'd have more fun with her, too.