And now, I'm worried as hell about Emeline for tonight. She's modeling for the Girl Scout council kick-off party and the woman who is organizing the girls is Muslim and wears a headscarf with "regular" clothes. She's my Big Boss in GS World and I adore her.

I worry because earlier in the summer Emeline FREAKED OUT at the Mennonite stand at the Farmer's Market. I'm hoping she doesn't freak out at Y's scarf.

Also? I'd be just as worried if Y was wearing Viking horns.

My high school mascot was a Viking. Except our sports teams weren't the raping and pillaging type. More like the finish-sixth-in-the-conference type.

And why are they trying to build a mosque in my parents' neighborhood anyway? THEY'RE LUTHERANS!

Which branch of Lutheranism?

All the Civil War! Vikings! talk just makes me think of that one ridiculously awesome SF movie that was essentially Aliens vs. Vikings.

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All the Civil War! Vikings! talk just makes me think of that one ridiculously awesome SF movie that was essentially Aliens vs. Vikings.

Pathfinder! AKA Aliens vs. Vikings, AKA Karl Urban vs. Jars' lustful thoughts.

Dude, no! You are not to blame for the vikings. Your interesting facebook companion is like "BUT THE VIKINGS!" and other people are like, bzuh? And then he's like "JFK! VIKINGS!" and other people are, here, have some trufax. And he's all "CIVIL WAR! VIKINGS! WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE VIKINGS!!!"

This is making me snorfle at my desk.

I worry because earlier in the summer Emeline FREAKED OUT at the Mennonite stand at the Farmer's Market. I'm hoping she doesn't freak out at Y's scarf.

Maybe she'll think it's a pretty princessy thing?

Pathfinder! AKA Aliens vs. Vikings, AKA Karl Urban vs. Jars' lustful thoughts.

Wait, there's another one? I was talking about Outlander, and Karl Urban isn't in that one.

Maybe she'll think it's a pretty princessy thing?

I hope so. Then again, she's been so weird lately, I find myself hoping she doesn't freak out at anything.

But that's a whole downer LJ post about how I'm pretty sure I broke my kid.

I want to change our Halloween Party theme from Sci-Fi to Mythology now so that I can go as a Valkyrie.

Dude, why IS all religious headgear so funny-looking? I'M LOOKING AT YOU, POPE.

Yarmulkes are fairly innocuous, but there is just a shitton of fucked-up looking religious head fashion.

Pathfinder! AKA Aliens vs. Vikings

There were Aliens in Pathfinder? I thought it was just Native Americans vs Vikings! I was convinced they got the idea of the film from watching Monday Night Football.