Hec, so not this hat?
No, that's a classic fedora. That fabric is okay. Hipsters wouldn't wear that anyway. It's got the wrong retro vibe.
And I will defend this popped collar to hell and back.
Popped collars on shirts. Jackets are different because you have to turn your collar up against the cold winds of life which inevitably gives you a look of existential cool.
Hey, I'm not against having style or making an effort!
I think it's polite to let them see your eyes.
Right, because we can't shoot 'til we see the whites of them.
Surely not. Do people ever link to Winchester pics? It seems very unlikely.
Is that a Winchester, she asks. Oh, let us introduce you.
I've not had the pleasure of an intro to the Winchesters.
That, my love, is Dean, elder brother of Sam. World-saving, man-pain-having, Impala-driving, green-eyed, freckled Dean.
Oops. I got all overwrought and gave Dean Sam's dimples.
If you meet a tan man with a southern accent and he has a popped-collar polo shirt on and is not wearing socks, RUN. Odds are high he's a frat-tastic a-hole. Possibly even a Kappa Alpha, if the polo is pink and he's blonde. (the things I have learned in my line of work.)
A guy I really liked in high school has a photo of himself and his kid on Facebook and he's wearing a hipster hat. I was sad to see it. Though he does live in NYC and work in the arts, so.
I googled "douche hat" and got this. And that's what I'm referring to.
That looks like something a two-tone band would wear, though. It's the straw ones that scream "douchenozzle" to me.