If you meet a tan man with a southern accent and he has a popped-collar polo shirt on and is not wearing socks, RUN. Odds are high he's a frat-tastic a-hole. Possibly even a Kappa Alpha, if the polo is pink and he's blonde. (the things I have learned in my line of work.)
A guy I really liked in high school has a photo of himself and his kid on Facebook and he's wearing a hipster hat. I was sad to see it. Though he does live in NYC and work in the arts, so.
I googled "douche hat" and got this. And that's what I'm referring to.
That looks like something a two-tone band would wear, though. It's the straw ones that scream "douchenozzle" to me.
Amy, you forgot to mention lips, bow legs, and freckles. FYI.
ita, you forgot to mention eye crinkles.
(I don't have any Dean crinkle pictures, just JA--I was being a purist)
Amy, totally mentioned freckles.
So, they had a roast turkey special, which they were supposed to have yesterday. Everything is kerfluey!
I still don't know from Winchesters.