I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2010 8:36:57 am PDT #16645 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Yogi Bear 3D's Awkward Tagline

The Internets have already taken that and ran with it: [link]

[x-post, unsurprisingly]


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:37:23 am PDT #16646 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am going to log off and be done. right?

Right.


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:37:46 am PDT #16647 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

YoGimp Bear x-post!


Jesse - Aug 06, 2010 8:37:47 am PDT #16648 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, especially given the composition of that shot...

Seriously!!

Seriously, every corporation needs a "That's what she said" intern.

Yeah, I had to do that at my old job once -- thank goodness I was in the meeting where they were brainstorming names, because I was the only native English speaker of my generation in the room (and we were talking about a product for younger people). So I put the kibosh on anything about "my box" for a project for girls...


erikaj - Aug 06, 2010 8:37:53 am PDT #16649 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

My editing teacher(taught headlines and such) said you could almost never overestimate how dirty people's minds are. His favorite example involved some women's basketball Beavers.


Jars - Aug 06, 2010 8:39:20 am PDT #16650 of 30001

YoGimp Bear x=post!

Of course, x-post. Buffistae, I would never doubt thee.


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:42:36 am PDT #16651 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If an A-Bomb Falls

From Ethan Persoff's "Comics With Problems, this 8-page bomb scare tract: If an A-Bomb Falls. Good to know that a housewife who keeps her husband's home tidy and free of stray trash is also protecting her family from certain nuclear death.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 06, 2010 8:42:56 am PDT #16652 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I had to stop the presses once on a lipstick ad with an intentionally retouched phallic shadow that was going into a yearbook for kids we were publishing.


Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2010 8:44:17 am PDT #16653 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Was someone fired?


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:45:40 am PDT #16654 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So ever since 1944, the US Navy has dominated the oceans of the world. It looks like that's about over.

Experimental Chinese missile knocks out Navy carriers in one hit

Aircraft carriers such as the USS George Washington supercarrier (pictured) represent the American Navy's most formidable force, able to overwhelm any target on land, in the air, or at sea. Now, the Dong Feng 21D anti-ship missile could change everything.

The Dong Feng 21D is considered to be a new class of weapon, being identified as an ASBM, or anti-ship ballistic missile. If it does what it's supposed to, it'll be the first land-launched missile in the world capable of hitting a moving aircraft carrier from a range of 900 miles. The game-changing nature of this weapon is especially apparent when you consider that China commands a coastline 11,200 miles long, and the 21D could knock out a carrier before it gets into range of the mainland.