Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

Trick ,'First Date'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 03, 2010 10:53:01 am PDT #16093 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

A full Fugging of a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie about a small-town whore.

This part just made me laugh so hard I cried. I think I have to see it!

so JLH made a reference to you being a beautician by saying, "You wax hoo-has for a living," and JLH's kids asked what a "hoo-ha" was... and the only response any of you could come up with was to start singing, EN MASSE, "The Camptown ladies sing this song, hoo-ha, hoo-ha."


shrift - Aug 03, 2010 10:53:54 am PDT #16094 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The taint of Kind Touchery is on you all!

Also, thanks, msbelle.


msbelle - Aug 03, 2010 10:55:49 am PDT #16095 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

damn those Fug girls are all kinds of funny. ALSO, WTF JLH. I mean, she's no great talent, but she has a job, so why the trashy awful Lifetime movie?!


Daisy Jane - Aug 03, 2010 10:57:50 am PDT #16096 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In the city we have more than that, but I knew there was an Ulta out by you.


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2010 11:03:17 am PDT #16097 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

she has a job, so why the trashy awful Lifetime movie?!

I think her series was cancelled.


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2010 11:04:51 am PDT #16098 of 30001
brillig

Barb, I looked at the cover--yay, you!--and at least it doesn't follow in the mode of decapitated female or otherwise had the body chopped off on the cover. I getting quite disturbed by the trend of never showing a woman's face on the cover of a book. I'm assuming it's someone thinking "If there's no face, the girl reader can pretend it's her!", but it bothers me.


flea - Aug 03, 2010 11:11:00 am PDT #16099 of 30001
information libertarian

My son would walk off with a total stranger for a donut hole , I suspect. He LOVES donuts.


JZ - Aug 03, 2010 11:45:57 am PDT #16100 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda is pretty much never hungry. She likes ice cream, and sometimes yogurt and sometimes broccoli, but food bribery that isn't ice cream doesn't really work on her. I have better luck with Goodwill/Amoeba bribery -- come down to Haight Street with me and we'll stop and see if we can find a dress/costume/pair of pretty shoes/Disney movie for you. Food, NSM.


Ginger - Aug 03, 2010 11:52:21 am PDT #16101 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So Matilda is the child equivalent of a Jack Russell - moved only by praise and the possibility of going out.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 03, 2010 11:58:32 am PDT #16102 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Well, donut holes are the best part of the donut.

OMG guys, I finally got a call for my second interview, a week after originally promised!

I did call them this morning, though. A gentle check-in.