...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Feb 22, 2010 7:30:34 pm PST #9998 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We are sort of in the same place with Andy Cat, except he isn't that old and he hasn't been ours long enough. There could be a turn around but I don't really think so.


Cass - Feb 22, 2010 7:35:21 pm PST #9999 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kittenish is old and has had five bonus years so far through a fantastic vet and medication. I know we're much closer to the end than the beginning. Hard.


-t - Feb 22, 2010 7:48:41 pm PST #10000 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

In completely other news, Horsies!

Nice! I pass a field of shaggy little ponies sometimes, and every time a voice in my head squeals "PONIES" and my spirits lift.


javachik - Feb 22, 2010 7:54:57 pm PST #10001 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Ha megan!

So sorry bout all the ailing kitties but so glad they have loving buffitas caring for them.


§ ita § - Feb 22, 2010 8:01:40 pm PST #10002 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Green screen magic. It's not just where you expect it. I knew Monk was using it to lie. I don't recognise all those other shows.

I have picked out my dress for tomorrow. It has heart-shaped buttons and I may wear a crinoline underneath it. That should sate my femininity for a while.


DavidS - Feb 22, 2010 8:20:54 pm PST #10003 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Green screen magic. It's not just where you expect it. I knew Monk was using it to lie. I don't recognise all those other shows.

Wow. I had no idea. But now I do.

I have picked out my dress for tomorrow. It has heart-shaped buttons and I may wear a crinoline underneath it.

Oh, go crinoline! Choose crinoline!

It will fuck with them.


Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2010 11:02:58 pm PST #10004 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Happy Birthday, sweet Laura.

Sinuses are the fucking devil. In other news, Spring is sproinging. I'd like to trade in my sinuses and also get different eyes, eyes that don't swell, itch and water.

Shock absorbers! I'm convinced sinuses are shock absorbers!

My cousin Scotty's anatomy professor goes with "to make the head lighter" but this seems bogus to me. Surely you can have honecombed bone without fluid that would serve that purpose?

Here is the scientific method with which I developed my theory: I got kicked in the face by a stage diver. Hard enough that one of the dudes in the band winced visibly (and its not like DJ had never seen this before). I put my hand over my face and felt the hot, sticky, surely blood everywhere and tried like hell not to faint. Once the lights came up a bit I took my hand away from my face and there was no red. My sinuses hurt for the rest of the night.

The next day I got kicked in the face by a stage diver again (interestingly enough, to me anyway, these are the only two times I have had foot/face contact). The same thing happend again. That night I developed a sinus infection which made me miserable for a couple of days. I think I pissed them off.

My conclusion: Shock Absorbers. Moody-ass shock absorbers.

Kittenish is old and has had five bonus years so far through a fantastic vet and medication. I know we're much closer to the end than the beginning. Hard.

I feel ya, buddy. Today I finally put the Pawz on Dallas and they work like a charm. She bitched while I put them on, but the second she stood up she gleefully started scampering around on the hardwood, traction restored. She has made no effort to remove them. I'm relieved to spare her pain, but I'm saddend at the thought that we've moved into borrowed time.


Theodosia - Feb 23, 2010 2:18:56 am PST #10005 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

That sounds like a great product, Trudy! I'm wondering if my friend with the Chinese Crested knows about them... though she keeps up with new products pretty well.

Sunday I met a lovely mini-Dachs at Jon's birthday party. (OK, I met her Mom and Dad, too, and bonded with Mom over having long grey hair.) So very delicate and refined, perfectly in shape and so glad of the attention.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 2:49:24 am PST #10006 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So far I'm very happy. They're only on her back paws. From now on I'm going to have the groomer cut them very short because there was some minor hair-tuggage as they went on and we might as well avoid that.

Her only reaction to them at all was our trip down the marble and then concrete stairs. By the time we came back up, however, she was fine with them.

She has this little bow she does... her downward dog I guess [link] When she did it this morning I realized she hadn't seen it in a while. THIS ROOLS.


Theodosia - Feb 23, 2010 3:12:48 am PST #10007 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I've heard it called a play bow. Those shoes must really make a difference for her!