I've got to bake cookies this weekend. Must remember that.
I think I need a list...
Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Wash ,'The Message'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 19, 2010 4:21:03 pm PST #9518 of 30001
SuziQ - Feb 19, 2010 4:22:49 pm PST #9519 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Sara, I need to bake cookies also. If you remind me, I'll remind you. I'm much better at remembering other people's to-do's than my own.
sarameg - Feb 19, 2010 4:25:30 pm PST #9520 of 30001
Hah. I could just do store bought but a) I haven't made my chocolate espresso in a while and my coworkers are complaining and b) I want to try an experiment making chile-lime pistachio(or some other nut) white chocolate chip cookies for another thing coming up.
sarameg - Feb 19, 2010 4:40:33 pm PST #9521 of 30001
...I don't think my front bushes faired too well in the storm. They are kinda squashed. It's probably good I pruned the medusa bush this summer, cause it would have been much worse....
shrift - Feb 19, 2010 4:55:41 pm PST #9522 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Today I had the bizarre experience of realizing that I'd never known a relative's real name until I read his obituary. I didn't know he was unwell and I'm sad for his wife and daughters, but he also was 86, so.
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 5:02:43 pm PST #9523 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I would like to apologize to everyone for my selfish, irresponsible actions in having possibly indirectly fucked Tiger Woods at some point. During my irresponsible sexual activities, I should have foreseen the possibility that some of my partners might someday fuck Tiger Woods. In my defense, I haven't been having irresponsible sex regularly since Tiger Woods was 15 years old, and I sincerely doubt that either my gay girlfriend or my now-gay boyfriend, with whom I recklessly indulged in serial monogamy during Tiger's ages 15 to 25, have ever fucked anyone who fucked Tiger Woods, and since Tiger Woods has been married I have been celibate. However, it is still possible that I have indirectly fucked Tiger Woods, and I feel I need to take full responsibility for the possible consequences of my hypothetical actions. I may also have indirectly fucked his wife, and I would like to apologize to, uhm, anyone who's actually upset by that.
In conclusion, I've fucked enough people to have possibly indirectly fucked Tiger Woods AND his wife, and so, I win. My sincere apologies, you jealous wankers.
meara - Feb 19, 2010 5:13:17 pm PST #9524 of 30001
Yah, I was gonna say, given who I've fucked, I HIGHLY doubt any of them have fucked Tiger Woods. For that matter, most of them have not fucked anyone ELSE who would've fucked Tiger Woods. Though a few of them...well. Let's just say it'd be unlikely, but...some of my ex's exes are sketchy.
sarameg - Feb 19, 2010 5:41:44 pm PST #9525 of 30001
My best friend from elementary/middle school's older brother (a twin who we all idolized the both, plus they gave us rides in their monster trucks- they were in HS back then) now lives in the town I went to college in. Freaky. What are the odds?
Sophia Brooks - Feb 19, 2010 5:45:31 pm PST #9526 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
For Roswell watchers:
I am watching a pbs show where they go back and trace celebrities roots. TThis one is about immigrant families.
Stephan Colbert's ancestor's name is "Michael Guerin"/
§ ita § - Feb 19, 2010 5:54:45 pm PST #9527 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ah, Zenkitty. It's not about quantity, it's about lack of quality. Okay, fine, both help.
I can think of at least one "no" I said that severely lessens my chances of having boned Mr. Woods. He wouldn't have to apologise to me for remote making out, would he?