My cat is having some serious cuddle time with me tonight. Seems she has forgiven me for her day at the vet's on Wednesday. She just spent several minutes licking my arm (which she does when I scratch just the right spot along her spine) and then my jaw after headbutting my cheekbone and then trying to bite my earlobe.

Jess, I'm glad you are recovering physically. You & yours are in my thoughts.

I delivered my neighbor's stair treads to her. She wasn't home (she works evenings a lot because she's a professional musician) so I set them out on the steps. Figure it'll be a nice surprise when she gets home.

Had a nice long swim. This weekend is going to be a bit busy. On top of the usual shopping I normally need to do, I have to clean the floors now that the streets are drier, laundry, haircut out in Ellicott City, put my smoke detectors back up, trash the already broken plastic chair that I broke more, and all of this dealing with wretched traffic. Also need to get cash, want to hit the farmer's market in the morning. And of course, swim. Gotta schedule carefully. I'm giving myself 2 hours to get to EC, though it usually takes less than 45. But I don't trust the traffic at all.

Seriously. I did not fuck Tiger Woods, and if I had, I had every reason to know he was married. Ergo, he owes me no apology.

Okay, I stuck a bottle of wine in the freezer and it froze. Does that even happen?

And his corporate sponsors to whom he purported to be squeaky clean. Not to me, though.

Yes.

Though really he should be apologizing to his bank account since said corporate sponsors are going to stop paying him since he's not as squeaky clean as his image purported.

Does anyone see a wood chipping commercial and not think of Fargo? I'd ask if anyone else saw wood chipper commercials but then I'd have to admit to watching Nascar. Again.

I just ventured outside to put out my trash. Feeling squirrelly after spending all day on the couch. I feel mostly fine now. I can't figure out why I was so dizzy this morning.

Also this morning while sleeping, I dreamt that I was having dizzy spells. I think I dreamed that I got up from the couch at one point and fell to my knees because of the dizziness, but thne maybe I really did fall?

Although using the concept that when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone he had sex with and everyone his partners had sex with, ad infinitum, you probably have fucked Tiger Woods.

Sure. Alcohol content of wine isn't that high. If you use only part of a bottle of wine, you can freeze the rest in ice cube trays to use in cooking.

I once saw a bottle of vodka partially frozen to slush. I hadn't known that could happen. It was in college, in someone's mini-freezer that was way too cold.

Okay, I stuck a bottle of wine in the freezer and it froze. Does that even happen?

Don't try and make the freezer feel bad. It's just doing its job.

Also wine is low-ish in alcohol. It'll freeze. Or at least it'll slush. It's no vodka...

In that case, it should have been a lot more memorable.