DJ, I notice you have a slow cooker. Do you want me to send you some recipes? I have some all typed up here at work.

Can you put the grill on top of the microwave?

My toaster oven lives on top of my microwave. I hate losing counter space, especially as I have so little of it.

Daisy, that plan looks good.

Living alone, I have a hard time doing a daily meal plan but I shop for staples and meals. If something is not a staple or for something specific, I need to rethink buying it. Even if it's shelf stable because that way lies things that live in the pantry forever and are never used.

When I was cohabitating and we both worked long hours, we'd plan meals a week in advance. Sundays were the farmer's market and then Trader Joe's and then grocery store. It was a nice habit once we got into it. Especially because it meant fresh flowers every week too.

Do you want me to send you some recipes? I have some all typed up here at work.

Well, I'm not Daisy, but since you have them all typed up... t bats eyelashes

Tracy Morgan Attacked By Shark On "Ellen" (VIDEO)

Tracy Morgan recently appeared on "Ellen" - most likely to promote that awesome Richard Pryor shirt - and his fear of sharks was revealed to a live studio audience. During the interview, Ellen veered the conversation in a "Jaws"-centric direction. It was the perfect set up for the surprise attack.

Shit.

Evanston High School On Lockdown After Gun Threat

That's two blocks from me.

Do you want me to send you some recipes? I have some all typed up here at work.

::bats eyelashes with Nora::

Pretty please?

Evanston High School On Lockdown After Gun Threat

crap.

NO way!

(Also, John Cusack's alma mater.)

Evanston High School On Lockdown After Gun Threat

I just read the article on that. I'm glad the school is on lockdown, they should be, but there does not seem to be an immediate threat. A phone call threat, yes, but no gun found at school.

My school was on lockdown a couple of weeks ago due to an armed carjacking across the street. The police wanted us on lockdown until they caught the carjacker. It didn't take too long, thankfully.

Does anyone know anything about New York State non-profit and tax stuff? We have a class at a university, and we purchase books for the students. The students get them for free, as they are non-matriculated students and are paying a per credit hour tuition. We do not pay sales tax when we pay for the book. Our accountant says that we cannot buy them because the students would pay tax if they are buying them.

I take that back--I like this one better!

Very Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.