It turns out I have the best name ever.

Huh. My name sucks, all because of that MySpace guy....

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

My dad would argue that deregulation ruined airlines.

How so (for both a & b)?

Flying did become much cheaper after deregulation. (That's about all I know on the subject.)

For erika. Rahm apologizes. [link]

I think there has been more economic volatility in the airline industry, but deregulation led to much lower prices, removed barriers to new airlines, and had no negative effect on safety (though the government is certainly still involved in airline safety).

It turns out I have the best name ever.

I dunno, mine seems pretty awesome too:

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

Either that, or I have a stalker. Hmmm.

I dunno, mine seems pretty awesome too

Plus there's the whole Dune angle.

I'm not even bothering to look up "Tom".

I don't know how deregulation of Telecommunications has been bad. The telecommunications act of 1996 really opened up the market.

My name is a crazy mixed bag at urbandictionary. Hmm. Wannabe lolita? Grandmother? Pfft.