Taylor Lautner plays opposite Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day. Modern naming fail.

You know they were dating at the time, right?

Who? I have no interest in Taylor Lautner.

::plays SNL vid::

I have no interest in Taylor Lautner.

I have... no... interest in... wait, lemme run that back... did he really do that?

You know they were dating at the time, right?

I can't possibly explain why that grosses me out, but it sure does.

Can't watch that clip from here, but it would be nice if he has a brain. My estimation of Pattinson went up when I read his character analysis of Edward. I notice he was nominated for a Razzie.

I vote for more infants with brains.

Didn't manage to score a massage. They didn't have very many slots, and they disappeared right quick. I should have gone on a hunt for more champagne.

I hear there's lunch being given out, but I'm scared that's where the games are, so I'm not going looking.

32 yo black male rapper interrupts 19 yo blonde white country singer, and you don't think it factors in? I think the "average viewing public" and especially Taylor Swift fans were unaware of Kanye's previous shenanigans, and may not have been familiar with him at all.

I think the average viewing public were probably aware of him from his post-Katrina truth-telling. Which, you know, bolsters your argument there.

He also, it seems, has a crush on Aaron Sorkin and Linwood Boomer, because a lot of the reason we love these women is they've played extremely-well written and verbose characters.

He does like the smart wimmens. t buffs nails on sweater

t AND he'll be 18 in a matter of weeks!

WOOHOO!! GO TEAM JACOB!!

I can't possibly explain why that grosses me out, but it sure does.

Well, using the first name affectionately does seem like it would be a tad narcissistic.

I still want to go out with a guy named Jesse someday, just for the lulz.

I worked with an awesome guy named Robin once and we totes would have dated if not for the fact that I was already with Jason.

I will never date a guy named Peter.

Except, of course, if I do.

I'm currently on the phone with a woman whose name rhymes with mine, and my boss's boss's name rhymes with mine, if you muff the "t." When we all have to talk with each other it gets a bit confusing.

But best was my long-time krav partner whose name is mine prefixed with one letter. Nothing as simple as Rita, so people had to remember another weird name, and they mixed us up. Not that we did anything alike other than beat people up left-handed. And I was only left-handed when I worked with her, so it really confused people.

I have not yet dated another Sara(h). But it could happen!