Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 10:36:20 am PST #5439 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Taylor Lautner plays opposite Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day. Modern naming fail.


javachik - Feb 01, 2010 10:37:20 am PST #5440 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I've come to learn that Joe has a THING for very tall women of a certain age. His top 3 celebrity crushes are Jane Kaczmarez, Allison Janney, and Felicity Huffman.

He also, it seems, has a crush on Aaron Sorkin and Linwood Boomer, because a lot of the reason we love these women is they've played extremely-well written and verbose characters.


smonster - Feb 01, 2010 10:39:33 am PST #5441 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

32 yo black male rapper interrupts 19 yo blonde white country singer, and you don't think it factors in? I think the "average viewing public" and especially Taylor Swift fans were unaware of Kanye's previous shenanigans, and may not have been familiar with him at all.

That is genius.

Oh, man, we made a whole list of paper titles on the way back from a TV/Gender conference in Williamsburg (keynote speaker - Jane Espenson!). They were awesome. I still have the list at home but I don't remember any of the other ones.


Polter-Cow - Feb 01, 2010 10:40:02 am PST #5442 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Taylor Lautner's opening monologue on SNL about Kanyegate was pretty funny. [link]

Wow. I suddenly have respect for a guy I didn't give a shit about five minutes ago.


bon bon - Feb 01, 2010 10:44:55 am PST #5443 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Taylor Lautner plays opposite Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day. Modern naming fail.

You know they were dating at the time, right?


Zenkitty - Feb 01, 2010 10:51:11 am PST #5444 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Who? I have no interest in Taylor Lautner.

::plays SNL vid::

I have no interest in Taylor Lautner.

I have... no... interest in... wait, lemme run that back... did he really do that?


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 10:52:41 am PST #5445 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know they were dating at the time, right?

I can't possibly explain why that grosses me out, but it sure does.

Can't watch that clip from here, but it would be nice if he has a brain. My estimation of Pattinson went up when I read his character analysis of Edward. I notice he was nominated for a Razzie.

I vote for more infants with brains.

Didn't manage to score a massage. They didn't have very many slots, and they disappeared right quick. I should have gone on a hunt for more champagne.

I hear there's lunch being given out, but I'm scared that's where the games are, so I'm not going looking.


P.M. Marc - Feb 01, 2010 11:06:47 am PST #5446 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

32 yo black male rapper interrupts 19 yo blonde white country singer, and you don't think it factors in? I think the "average viewing public" and especially Taylor Swift fans were unaware of Kanye's previous shenanigans, and may not have been familiar with him at all.

I think the average viewing public were probably aware of him from his post-Katrina truth-telling. Which, you know, bolsters your argument there.


Aims - Feb 01, 2010 11:06:51 am PST #5447 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He also, it seems, has a crush on Aaron Sorkin and Linwood Boomer, because a lot of the reason we love these women is they've played extremely-well written and verbose characters.

He does like the smart wimmens. t buffs nails on sweater

t AND he'll be 18 in a matter of weeks!

WOOHOO!! GO TEAM JACOB!!


Frankenbuddha - Feb 01, 2010 11:07:09 am PST #5448 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can't possibly explain why that grosses me out, but it sure does.

Well, using the first name affectionately does seem like it would be a tad narcissistic.