Tell him to watch your chest/shoulders and not your arms/hands.

That's what I told him! (Something I learned from playing football.)

They don't test for levels in the kids classes?

They don't seem to. Emmett's been going September and there's been no test, even though he's obviously progressed pretty far. I'm curious to see how he'll respond to the higher level of training and tests. I think he'll be into it. He really loves it. He's psyched for every Tuesday and Thursday (when he has classes).

He's also been watching the UFC videos they show in the lobby/waiting area. There's one from a no-holds-barred match that keeps rolling around where one guy punches another gun in the nuts about nine times in a row. (They're on the ground in a grapple, and one guys gets his hand free.) Brutal.

I've never heard a Taylor Swift song, but she is pretty.

Nipple Cover Sales Increase

Nipple cover sales have increased by 20 percent, thanks to the underwear-as-outerwear fashion trend, the Daily Mail UK reports. As more designers have embraced lingerie and sheer fabrics, more women have purchased the see-through garments and have sought a way to make them appropriate to wear in public.

A buyer for Selfridges Department store in England said, "Our customers are spending upwards of 250 pounds on sheer bodies which they don't want to keep hidden under clothes. Today's 'if you've got it, flaunt it' generation is proving that there is nothing like a peek of expensive lingerie to make a woman feel special."

Nipple covers retail from $8 to $25 in the U.S. and come in a variety of colors and shapes.

If your body is sheer you've got bigger coverage issues than nipples.

Has everyone seen this bizarre video where Rush Limbaugh dances to Poker Face with other Miss America Judges. Also, which is Rush Limbaugh a Miss America judge.

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That also reminds me that the very nice lady who takes me home a lot listens to Rush Limbaugh and just loves him.

If your body is sheer you've got bigger coverage issues than nipples.

Where's my spleen shield?

So far, this week is not impressing me.

Maybe it would if there was champagne and chair massages.

I am moving really slowly today. I have a thing to write that should not really take any time, and yet? I'm writing like half a sentence and then taking a break.

Here's something that won't impress you, Perkins: A 3L just called to ask for her L & WL passwords because she didn't know them. After asking her a few questions, she revealed that she didn't know them because "I never really used them."

Look at it this way - it's kind of how raps are written, right?

My name is --
My name is --
My name is the Real Slim Shady....