Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 26, 2010 6:23:24 am PST #11438 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have 2 cats. It seems not only right but inevitable.

I was spoiled by the very short fur of my Devon Rex, wasn't I? Long-haired cat karma is getting me now....


Vortex - Feb 26, 2010 6:25:32 am PST #11439 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No cussing in California

Watch your mouth, California.

The nation's most populous state is asking its 38 million residents to stop using four-letter words for an entire week beginning Monday.


Aims - Feb 26, 2010 6:26:08 am PST #11440 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Fuck that.

Wait. I don't live there anymore.

Fuck.


Calli - Feb 26, 2010 6:26:42 am PST #11441 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

When I was sadly petless, a friend came by to see my apartment for the first time and brought her dog. Not 10 minutes after they'd arrived, I went to the freezer to get ice for drinks and found a dog hair in the ice bin.

Pets are magic. Scary scary magic.


Stephanie - Feb 26, 2010 6:27:23 am PST #11442 of 30001
Trust my rage

I'm so thrilled Grace is coming home. And can I ask how old they will be? I'm thinking three? But Noah seems so much bigger than currently two. But turning four seems way too big.


Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2010 6:32:58 am PST #11443 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The nation's most populous state is asking its 38 million residents to stop using four-letter words for an entire week beginning Monday.

Fuck that noise. Wait, can I say "Meth"? I have to say that for the play.


Jessica - Feb 26, 2010 6:35:31 am PST #11444 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I assume "frack" "frell" and "smeg" are still ok, right? So at least the nerds can still swear.


Gudanov - Feb 26, 2010 6:36:11 am PST #11445 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

You're using two times two words as if there is no tomorrow. F***, t***, w***, h***, p***. You're going to be required to change things by the seven day period after Monday.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 26, 2010 6:39:24 am PST #11446 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Overheard just now: Female Student #1 to Female Student #2, sadly: "I just don't know why David isn't buying me better gifts now that he has more disposable income." FS#2, sincerely: "I know you two are meant to be together. You should tell him."

I don't suppose they're in a class where you could suggest He's Just Not That Into You as a topic of discussion?


Sean K - Feb 26, 2010 6:42:05 am PST #11447 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Fuck that.