It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Feb 25, 2010 10:06:24 am PST #11100 of 30001
Because books.

I agree. Uh, with the stuff about SoCo.

I have very few opinions on aardvarks.


Calli - Feb 25, 2010 10:06:24 am PST #11101 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm told the first recorded game involved angry monks. Seriously.

That sounds alcohol-based to me.

Aren't monks responsible for some liquors? Chartreuse, I think, and probably others. Go team drunk monk!


P.M. Marc - Feb 25, 2010 10:06:26 am PST #11102 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Isn't the alcohol kind of a given in Scotland, or is that just my extended family?


megan walker - Feb 25, 2010 10:07:38 am PST #11103 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

What cocktails are tasty with gin in them? I should branch out from the gimlet some day.

Might I suggest the Scarlet Fever?

Fever-Tree Gin and Tonic
--1 jigger (50 ml) gin.
--A balloon glass.
--Fresh ice, at least four big cubes. Clear cubes from spring water if possible.
--Fever-Tree tonic water from the fridge.
--Lime, a curl of the rind of a lime. It's the oils you want not the flesh (or a slice if you must).

Scarlet Fever
Mix as for gin and tonic, but add a splash of Campari. Try a wedge of lemon this time.


amych - Feb 25, 2010 10:07:43 am PST #11104 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

seems to have been a winter version of golf

I have a similar theory about the invention of golf, actually. Only the dialogue in my head goes more like "Dude! How much do you want to bet I can thwack this rock way over there!"


Cashmere - Feb 25, 2010 10:08:16 am PST #11105 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Ha! Scottish x-post!


Sean K - Feb 25, 2010 10:08:32 am PST #11106 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Dark & Stormys!!

I had one of those for the first time hanging out with megan, Hec and JZ a couple of weeks ago. OMGSOGOOD!


Atropa - Feb 25, 2010 10:08:34 am PST #11107 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tequila tastes like hairspray! Ew.

(I know, my opinion is suspect, for I like Fernet, absinthe, AND chartreuse.)


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2010 10:09:12 am PST #11108 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Does Southern Comfort have a reason to exist aside from regrettable high school memories and, possibly, the invention of curling?

Alabama slammers!


megan walker - Feb 25, 2010 10:09:33 am PST #11109 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I had one of those for the first time hanging out with megan, Hec and JZ a couple of weeks ago. OMGSOGOOD!

It's my mission in life to convert everyone! I should have ten toasters by now.