What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 25, 2010 8:20:05 am PST #10947 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I'm kinda "It's in the past," about finding all that stuff out. But I want that article corrected because it's out there now, and it links here.

But, you know, in reality, I'll just sit here and eat my soup in quiet rage.


Jesse - Feb 25, 2010 8:20:09 am PST #10948 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We could break into Gus' house while he's out of town, and he'd have to call the sherrif to evict us!

Ha ha! Callbacks are the key to comedy.


tommyrot - Feb 25, 2010 8:20:24 am PST #10949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Back when Gus supposedly "died", I was tempted to drive up there. It's kinda' sorta' on the way to Minneapolis.

Maybe I'll still do that. I'll need to get my expired drivers license renewed first....


Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2010 8:20:41 am PST #10950 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Well, since Brenda FedExed something to him, she may have his address, and then we would knock on the door and.... My imagination fails.


ChiKat - Feb 25, 2010 8:21:11 am PST #10951 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'll have some free time this summer. I could Trixie Belden myself up to Wisconsin and lovingly hand deliver a package from the Buffistas. IJS.


Amy - Feb 25, 2010 8:21:54 am PST #10952 of 30001
Because books.

I could Trixie Belden myself up to Wisconsin and lovingly hand deliver a package from the Buffistas.

I can only imagine what would be in it.


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2010 8:22:04 am PST #10953 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We could break into Gus' house while he's out of town, and he'd have to call the sherrif to evict us!

Ha ha! Callbacks are the key to comedy.

Oh dear. What's the story here?

Well, since Brenda FedExed something to him, she may have his address, and then we would knock on the door and.... My imagination fails.

"Is this the residence of one Guy Buttersnaps?"


bon bon - Feb 25, 2010 8:24:01 am PST #10954 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha ha! Callbacks are the key to comedy.

Ha!


Jesse - Feb 25, 2010 8:25:23 am PST #10955 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dear. What's the story here?

He was ("was") out of town for an extended period -- visiting his son or something? -- and came home to find a squatter in his house.


flea - Feb 25, 2010 8:25:24 am PST #10956 of 30001
information libertarian

(One of Gus' anecdotes was returning to WI after a long period in, like, Switzerland building an aspirin replicator and canoodling with his genius Korean goilfriend, and he got home and some guy had moved into his house. And wouldn't leave.)