Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 25, 2010 8:20:41 am PST #10950 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Well, since Brenda FedExed something to him, she may have his address, and then we would knock on the door and.... My imagination fails.


ChiKat - Feb 25, 2010 8:21:11 am PST #10951 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'll have some free time this summer. I could Trixie Belden myself up to Wisconsin and lovingly hand deliver a package from the Buffistas. IJS.


Amy - Feb 25, 2010 8:21:54 am PST #10952 of 30001
Because books.

I could Trixie Belden myself up to Wisconsin and lovingly hand deliver a package from the Buffistas.

I can only imagine what would be in it.


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2010 8:22:04 am PST #10953 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We could break into Gus' house while he's out of town, and he'd have to call the sherrif to evict us!

Ha ha! Callbacks are the key to comedy.

Oh dear. What's the story here?

Well, since Brenda FedExed something to him, she may have his address, and then we would knock on the door and.... My imagination fails.

"Is this the residence of one Guy Buttersnaps?"


bon bon - Feb 25, 2010 8:24:01 am PST #10954 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha ha! Callbacks are the key to comedy.

Ha!


Jesse - Feb 25, 2010 8:25:23 am PST #10955 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh dear. What's the story here?

He was ("was") out of town for an extended period -- visiting his son or something? -- and came home to find a squatter in his house.


flea - Feb 25, 2010 8:25:24 am PST #10956 of 30001
information libertarian

(One of Gus' anecdotes was returning to WI after a long period in, like, Switzerland building an aspirin replicator and canoodling with his genius Korean goilfriend, and he got home and some guy had moved into his house. And wouldn't leave.)


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2010 8:26:16 am PST #10957 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I may vaguely remember that, actually.


Jessica - Feb 25, 2010 8:26:23 am PST #10958 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And had drunk all of his whiskey. Or something.


Amy - Feb 25, 2010 8:26:25 am PST #10959 of 30001
Because books.

(One of Gus' anecdotes was returing to WI after a long period in, like Switzerland building an aspirin replicator and canoodling with his genius Korean goilfriend, and he got home and some guy had moved into his house. And wouldn't leave.)

An aspirin replicator! A true genius, there.