I bruised my toenail stubbing it on mr. flea's shoe left in the middle of the bedroom in the dark in, like, 2005, and it has never been the same since. It re-bruises if I look at it wrong.

Why yes, I am at work and ran out of internets hours ago. I will happily talk to you about toe bruises. (I have helped 12 people with research since 6pm, so it's not all laziness.)

I just got caught up reading random dramas in B'cracy. Mieskie! Good times, good times.

I should be looking for that damned pizza, I should.

Or you could put up the picures of Aldis Hodge I just sent you!

Is that in Bureau 1? I just went looking in the closed threads and found a very empty Bureau 1. I thought the board was looking out for my mental health.

My toenail is still messed up from where I stabbed myself last summer.

I can't figure out if I bruised'em from the underside or if they were getting bent back. I did have stylin' target bags over my socks, so was probably sliding around in the boots a little more than usual. FTR? the bags worked wonders. My boots, despite being waterproofed, ended up soaked through, but my feet stayed warm and dry. There was just no avoiding getting snow everywhere.

I just went looking in the closed threads and found a very empty Bureau 1. I thought the board was looking out for my mental health.

The final post count is wonky. But you can replace the post_id with 1. Or threadsuck.

I have the database window open. Let me fix the post counts.

Before I tend to Aldis.

Thin crust pizza on its way. I'm even tipping with cash.

Before I tend to Aldis.

Your priorities are very strange and off-putting.

Your priorities are very strange and off-putting.

The database login also has a timeout. Aldis may take some time to savourhandle.

Wow. That was worth striking out. Because I look much more dignified this way.

It's...nice that you think so?