No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Feb 24, 2010 4:12:26 pm PST #10670 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

These poor GS skiers. I can't imagine being in the Zone only to be stopped part way through my run because I might crash into my teammate.

Yeesh.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 4:13:56 pm PST #10671 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is a shrieking monkey in here.

Wait, this isn't a zoo. It's a small child.


Steph L. - Feb 24, 2010 4:18:01 pm PST #10672 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We learned on a Dvorak keyboard.

Ah. Have you met The Ferrets?

Oh, yeah. We go way back. We all went to Gary, Indiana, on vacation last summer. Boy, the stories we could tell!

I'm 3 raccoons in a human suit.

STEPH WAS NOT MEANT TO BE.

Truer words, man. (Never spoken.)

Oof. I'm wiped out. One of the side effects of this new AD is EXTREME FATIGUE, and they ain't kidding. I might just make lunch for tomorrow and crawl into bed. Weak-ass shit, man.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2010 4:18:06 pm PST #10673 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, I really want New York style pizza. And to resist the temptation to go traipsing through the archives for Gus posts...


Steph L. - Feb 24, 2010 4:18:53 pm PST #10674 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

ita, I just read umpteen posts of the B'Cracy thread post-death announcement, and it made my head hurt. Don't do it.


Aims - Feb 24, 2010 4:22:00 pm PST #10675 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

That why you guys are so tired - too much for your little raccoon brains. Poor raccoons. Go get some sleepies after washing and packing your lunch.


Atropa - Feb 24, 2010 4:23:42 pm PST #10676 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Clovis says he won't recognize the existence of the Steph raccoons until they sign a non-compete with the Evil Bunny Alliance.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 4:23:43 pm PST #10677 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm confused. From Fox.com:

Miss Beverly Hills Lauren Ashley Opposes Same Sex Marriage

Not only that, she says,

"The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, 'If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.' The Bible is pretty black and white," Ashley told Pop Tarts."

Except it turns out there is no such thing as "Miss Beverly Hills." So who's scamming who here?

[link]

Update A statement put out by the city of Beverly Hills says that the city "does not sponsor a beauty pageant and has no association with Miss California USA." "We are dismayed by any potential association with the city of Beverly Hills, which has a long history of tolerance and respect," says Mayor Nancy Krasne.


flea - Feb 24, 2010 4:24:14 pm PST #10678 of 30001
information libertarian

My hope is that the person who posted as Gus *misses us terribly* and wishes he'd never done it, but knows he can't come back or we'd kick his ass.


bon bon - Feb 24, 2010 4:28:23 pm PST #10679 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My hope is that the person who posted as Gus *misses us terribly* and wishes he'd never done it, but knows he can't come back or we'd kick his ass.

He's apparently created a very successful website with a humming forum, so good on him...I haven't been able to go there for the same reasons people are probably still burnt out on his drama here.

(Just took a long nap and feeling less dramatic about things.)