There is a shrieking monkey in here.

Wait, this isn't a zoo. It's a small child.

We learned on a Dvorak keyboard.

Ah. Have you met The Ferrets?

Oh, yeah. We go way back. We all went to Gary, Indiana, on vacation last summer. Boy, the stories we could tell!

I'm 3 raccoons in a human suit.

STEPH WAS NOT MEANT TO BE.

Truer words, man. (Never spoken.)

Oof. I'm wiped out. One of the side effects of this new AD is EXTREME FATIGUE, and they ain't kidding. I might just make lunch for tomorrow and crawl into bed. Weak-ass shit, man.

Man, I really want New York style pizza. And to resist the temptation to go traipsing through the archives for Gus posts...

ita, I just read umpteen posts of the B'Cracy thread post-death announcement, and it made my head hurt. Don't do it.

That why you guys are so tired - too much for your little raccoon brains. Poor raccoons. Go get some sleepies after washing and packing your lunch.

Clovis says he won't recognize the existence of the Steph raccoons until they sign a non-compete with the Evil Bunny Alliance.

I'm confused. From Fox.com:

Miss Beverly Hills Lauren Ashley Opposes Same Sex Marriage

Not only that, she says,

"The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, 'If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.' The Bible is pretty black and white," Ashley told Pop Tarts."

Except it turns out there is no such thing as "Miss Beverly Hills." So who's scamming who here?

[link]

Update A statement put out by the city of Beverly Hills says that the city "does not sponsor a beauty pageant and has no association with Miss California USA." "We are dismayed by any potential association with the city of Beverly Hills, which has a long history of tolerance and respect," says Mayor Nancy Krasne.

My hope is that the person who posted as Gus *misses us terribly* and wishes he'd never done it, but knows he can't come back or we'd kick his ass.

My hope is that the person who posted as Gus *misses us terribly* and wishes he'd never done it, but knows he can't come back or we'd kick his ass.

He's apparently created a very successful website with a humming forum, so good on him...I haven't been able to go there for the same reasons people are probably still burnt out on his drama here.

(Just took a long nap and feeling less dramatic about things.)

I just stripping the polish off my toes and dayum, I did bruise the hell out of my toenails shoveling out the Snowpocalypsegeddon. Some are old-bruise-brown down to the cuticle. Not sure how the hell that happened, I was wearing hiking boots with a roomy toebox.