There are no absolutes. No right and wrong. Haven't you learned anything working for the Powers? There are only choices.

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Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2010 5:41:22 am PST #10344 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I keep calling my family adn we have nothing new to even talk about regarding the house, but I keep calling.

When I was in the process of buying this house, my sister and I would call each other constantly just to squee over how perfect it all was. (And to complain about what an idiot the realtor was.)


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 5:44:50 am PST #10345 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When my older brother was buying his first house, we talked all the time about the buying process. I remember his exasperation over the seller holding things up because of a dispute over $20.


lisah - Feb 24, 2010 5:47:04 am PST #10346 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Too many people have already made me think "WTF, People" this morning, and I'm still on my first cup of coffee.

I already had to tell my boss that I had pledged to have a good attitude today and he was TRYING MY PATIENCE! ha! I'm still doing okay though.


Jesse - Feb 24, 2010 5:54:10 am PST #10347 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I will hypothesize that "a split" is in the Northeast, "the splits" elsewhere.

I should be working on my attitude, but it's haaaaard.


Dana - Feb 24, 2010 5:56:35 am PST #10348 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jesse, I will skew your hypothesis by saying "a split". "The splits" is weird.


Jesse - Feb 24, 2010 5:57:52 am PST #10349 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, how about: "the splits" is the Midwest, "a split" is elsewhere?


sarameg - Feb 24, 2010 6:00:37 am PST #10350 of 30001

I've never heard "a split."


megan walker - Feb 24, 2010 6:02:56 am PST #10351 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I've never heard "a split."

I've never heard of "the splits"? What does this mean?


Jesse - Feb 24, 2010 6:04:23 am PST #10352 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's the same thing -- on the ground with your legs all the way out. In a googlefight, "do the splits" won by a lot over "do a split." [link]


lisah - Feb 24, 2010 6:05:09 am PST #10353 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Thanks for conducting this research, Jesse. This has been bugging me for years.