he loves you so much he wants to make you his eternal bride.
Except he probably just wants to eat you.
But that's not part of the fantasy, is it? How far does the typical fantasy go--stay human, stay alive? Become a vampire bride? Puppy chow is out, I'm guessing.
Except he probably just wants to eat you.
This.
I'm thinking of coming at it from a Angel vs. Angelus: Or why Kiefer was hotter than Jason Patrick in Lost Boys.
But that's not part of the fantasy, is it?
My favorite take on this ever is the song from
Really Rosie,
"The Awful Truth".
Except he probably just wants to eat you.
Like that episode of Buffy with the vampire fanatics. Lie to Me.
Jessica, I'm sorry if my posting that link was unnecessarily upsetting.
There is nothing about that Utah thing that does not make me angry.
Especially in light of what Jessica and DJ have been through.
I'd seen it already, so no worries there.
And I'm more angry about it than upset. Also REALLY FUCKING THANKFUL that I live in New York.
That Utah law sounds like the sort of nutty crap that gets introduced by some State Rep. Bat S. Crazy, but everybody knows has zero chance of making it into law. Every state has them. When it actually passes, it stops being funny.
We definitely do(shudders)