Except he probably just wants to eat you.
This.
I'm thinking of coming at it from a Angel vs. Angelus: Or why Kiefer was hotter than Jason Patrick in Lost Boys.
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:42:26 am PST #10205 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Amy - Feb 23, 2010 11:42:35 am PST #10206 of 30001
Because books.
But that's not part of the fantasy, is it?
My favorite take on this ever is the song from Really Rosie, "The Awful Truth".
smonster - Feb 23, 2010 11:46:05 am PST #10207 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Except he probably just wants to eat you.
Like that episode of Buffy with the vampire fanatics. Lie to Me.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 11:46:23 am PST #10208 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica, I'm sorry if my posting that link was unnecessarily upsetting.
P.M. Marc - Feb 23, 2010 11:47:38 am PST #10209 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
There is nothing about that Utah thing that does not make me angry.
Especially in light of what Jessica and DJ have been through.
Jessica - Feb 23, 2010 11:48:19 am PST #10210 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'd seen it already, so no worries there.
And I'm more angry about it than upset. Also REALLY FUCKING THANKFUL that I live in New York.
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2010 11:52:10 am PST #10211 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
That Utah law sounds like the sort of nutty crap that gets introduced by some State Rep. Bat S. Crazy, but everybody knows has zero chance of making it into law. Every state has them. When it actually passes, it stops being funny.
erikaj - Feb 23, 2010 11:56:31 am PST #10212 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
We definitely do(shudders)
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:58:44 am PST #10213 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm not sure the wingnuttiest of my wingnutty friends would support that law. Of course my wingnut tolerance only goes so far.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 23, 2010 12:05:07 pm PST #10214 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If someone wants a little more upbeat political news, Scott Brown comes under fire for helping kill Republican fillibuster on jobs bill.
It's shallow of me to be extra glad it was the cute Senator who decided to break ranks with his party on a matter of principle, isn't it?