dudes, I am NEVER going to get work done!
Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
'Safe'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Feb 23, 2010 11:13:48 am PST #10188 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
smonster - Feb 23, 2010 11:14:42 am PST #10189 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I would agree that they were cliches. I just didn't find them offensive.
I don't know, there was just something about images of racial violence (I presume from the 60s) and such juxtaposed with writhing strippers cropped headless that pinged me personally. It's pretty effective in establishing an atmosphere for the show, I'll say that.
But hey! I'm all about the Friday Night Lights. Most accurate portrayal of small town Southern life on tv EVER, even if I don't usually include Texas in my definition of the South. Speaking of, dammit, Coach and Tami and Tyra and Saracen cannot get back on my tv soon enough.
ChiKat - Feb 23, 2010 11:15:29 am PST #10190 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
"That's what she said" jokes are HUGE at my school. 8th grade boys don't always know when to use that joke and when not to. Sometimes, I have to force myself not to laugh and other times, I just give the Stern Look and say, "Inappropriate."
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:20:32 am PST #10191 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Speaking of, dammit, Coach and Tami and Tyra and Saracen cannot get back on my tv soon enough.
Yep.
Anyone want to write my blog post on "Why chicks dig vampires?" I said I would do it, but now that I think about it. I know why I dig this or that vampire (and honestly, a lot of it has nothing to do with the vampire part Helloooo Adrian Pasdar in Near Dark )
Aims - Feb 23, 2010 11:20:36 am PST #10192 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
GodDAMN that Ricky Gervais and Michael Scott.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:24 am PST #10193 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can someone explain what a "typosexual" is?
For his talk at the London College of Communication, typographic artist Oded Ezer wore this self-made Typo-Mohawk (Typmohawk?). It reads "Typosexual" though I have no idea what it is all about …
msbelle - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:28 am PST #10194 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Jessica - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:36 am PST #10195 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"If you didn't want to get pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex."
This law goes way farther than that. I very intentionally had sex with my lawfully wedded husband with the explicit goal of getting pregnant AND IT WORKED. And this law would put me in jail.*
(*That is, if I hadn't been left to bleed out in the delivery room as God intended. I don't know how common it is to have a doctor who performs emergency third-trimester D&Es five minutes away in this country, but I'm guessing not very.)
§ ita § - Feb 23, 2010 11:26:34 am PST #10196 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Anyone want to write my blog post on "Why chicks dig vampires?"
IO9 says it's because of morality. I think they're full of crap. Thinly veiled sex and power metaphor.
Do chicks dig vampires more than dudes do?
Amy - Feb 23, 2010 11:29:36 am PST #10197 of 30001
Because books.
It's the ultimate bad boy fantasy, Daisy. So bad he's dead. And a blood-sucker. And yet he loves you so much he wants to make you his eternal bride.
Or something.