"That's what she said" jokes are HUGE at my school. 8th grade boys don't always know when to use that joke and when not to. Sometimes, I have to force myself not to laugh and other times, I just give the Stern Look and say, "Inappropriate."
Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?
'Smile Time'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Feb 23, 2010 11:15:29 am PST #10190 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:20:32 am PST #10191 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Speaking of, dammit, Coach and Tami and Tyra and Saracen cannot get back on my tv soon enough.
Yep.
Anyone want to write my blog post on "Why chicks dig vampires?" I said I would do it, but now that I think about it. I know why I dig this or that vampire (and honestly, a lot of it has nothing to do with the vampire part Helloooo Adrian Pasdar in Near Dark )
Aims - Feb 23, 2010 11:20:36 am PST #10192 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
GodDAMN that Ricky Gervais and Michael Scott.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:24 am PST #10193 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Can someone explain what a "typosexual" is?
For his talk at the London College of Communication, typographic artist Oded Ezer wore this self-made Typo-Mohawk (Typmohawk?). It reads "Typosexual" though I have no idea what it is all about …
msbelle - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:28 am PST #10194 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Jessica - Feb 23, 2010 11:24:36 am PST #10195 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"If you didn't want to get pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex."
This law goes way farther than that. I very intentionally had sex with my lawfully wedded husband with the explicit goal of getting pregnant AND IT WORKED. And this law would put me in jail.*
(*That is, if I hadn't been left to bleed out in the delivery room as God intended. I don't know how common it is to have a doctor who performs emergency third-trimester D&Es five minutes away in this country, but I'm guessing not very.)
§ ita § - Feb 23, 2010 11:26:34 am PST #10196 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Anyone want to write my blog post on "Why chicks dig vampires?"
IO9 says it's because of morality. I think they're full of crap. Thinly veiled sex and power metaphor.
Do chicks dig vampires more than dudes do?
Amy - Feb 23, 2010 11:29:36 am PST #10197 of 30001
Because books.
It's the ultimate bad boy fantasy, Daisy. So bad he's dead. And a blood-sucker. And yet he loves you so much he wants to make you his eternal bride.
Or something.
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:30:06 am PST #10198 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Makes sense, ita.
I don't know that they do, but this is because no one felt qualified to write about Twilight: New Moon when it releases, next week, I think.
JZ - Feb 23, 2010 11:31:25 am PST #10199 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
This law goes way farther than that. I very intentionally had sex with my lawfully wedded husband with the explicit goal of getting pregnant AND IT WORKED. And this law would put me in jail.*
There were rumblings about the law last week too, and I thought of you immediately--what you were going through and how it would criminalize you and everyone in your already terrible position, and it put me in an utterly HULK SMASH place. Also, HULK SIGN A TON OF ONLINE PETITIONS AND WRITE URGENT EMAILS TO HULK'S SENATORS, not that it made much difference, apparently.