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msbelle - Feb 23, 2010 10:58:39 am PST #10171 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Yeah, I think we are going back to the seller asking for $500 in concessions and let us do the work. It will probably be more like $1200 of electrical we'll do, but our realtor thinks that if we ask for much more than $500 they will reject it.

I need to research eco insulation.

We may also look at relocating the hot water heater now that we know there is also a gas line in the garage. That may be too much money right now, though. If we did move it, I would gain another hall closet which would be awesome.

Dana - Feb 23, 2010 10:58:52 am PST #10172 of 30001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How dare you ski when there's a possibility you might be pregnant?

meara - Feb 23, 2010 10:59:57 am PST #10173 of 30001

Woohoo, i'm safe! Buy maybe I should still worry. Just in case. What was that? Sex Ed what?

Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:00:52 am PST #10174 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"how many offensive cliches about the South can we cram into XX seconds?"

I would agree that they were cliches. I just didn't find them offensive.

Just rewatched, and I can see how someone might take offense. It's just...even with the racism stuff...it's almost a gothic...and the raunchy sex...and...

Here watch this and have some of this to eat!

amych - Feb 23, 2010 11:01:16 am PST #10175 of 30001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Honestly, if you're dumb enough to be female, it's best to go with no sports at all. After all, what if you were doing something of unnecessary vigor at the moment when you were chosen to be the sacred vessel for the next virgin birth, ya damn hoor?

smonster - Feb 23, 2010 11:01:56 am PST #10176 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sounds terrific, msbelle.

I need to research eco insulation.

I have a sample of the recycled denim stuff on my cubicle wall. I like to pat it. It's squooshy and not itchy.

The Utah thing makes me want to barf and cry.

Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2010 11:02:18 am PST #10177 of 30001

brillig

If you are female and HAVE EVERY HAD A PENIS IN YOU you should be in Just In Case mode at all times.

Pretty much. "If you didn't want to get pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex."

A bill allowing contraception to be mentioned in Utah's public high schools was not passed because "discussion" might occur, and our young'ins might think sex was something they want to do, because they could reduce the chance of pregnancy.

Think of an idiotic sex ed cliche, and it's probably the law here.

Aims - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:26 am PST #10178 of 30001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.

Jesse - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:51 am PST #10179 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Honestly, if you're dumb enough to be female, it's best to go with no sports at all.

Sports are the least of your worries, little lady.

Yay, msbelle!

tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:53 am PST #10180 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.

What was the straight line?

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