Honestly, if you're dumb enough to be female, it's best to go with no sports at all. After all, what if you were doing something of unnecessary vigor at the moment when you were chosen to be the sacred vessel for the next virgin birth, ya damn hoor?
You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Feb 23, 2010 11:01:16 am PST #10175 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
smonster - Feb 23, 2010 11:01:56 am PST #10176 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sounds terrific, msbelle.
I need to research eco insulation.
I have a sample of the recycled denim stuff on my cubicle wall. I like to pat it. It's squooshy and not itchy.
The Utah thing makes me want to barf and cry.
Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2010 11:02:18 am PST #10177 of 30001
brillig
If you are female and HAVE EVERY HAD A PENIS IN YOU you should be in Just In Case mode at all times.
Pretty much. "If you didn't want to get pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex."
A bill allowing contraception to be mentioned in Utah's public high schools was not passed because "discussion" might occur, and our young'ins might think sex was something they want to do, because they could reduce the chance of pregnancy.
Think of an idiotic sex ed cliche, and it's probably the law here.
Aims - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:26 am PST #10178 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants. I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.
Jesse - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:51 am PST #10179 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Honestly, if you're dumb enough to be female, it's best to go with no sports at all.
Sports are the least of your worries, little lady.
Yay, msbelle!
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 11:03:53 am PST #10180 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.
What was the straight line?
Gudanov - Feb 23, 2010 11:04:56 am PST #10181 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
People in Utah need to write their state representatives and tell them to stop passing laws that only encourage women to become lesbians.
Aims - Feb 23, 2010 11:05:40 am PST #10182 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What was the straight line?
Tenant reports that her lock won't slide into the hole very far.
Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2010 11:05:59 am PST #10183 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
BWAH!
Amy - Feb 23, 2010 11:06:09 am PST #10184 of 30001
Because books.
That bill also makes me want to barf and cry. And scream. I don't understand people, for real.
I will not write "that's what she said" on work orders for tenants.
Where's the fun in that?!