We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 10:39:57 am PST #6612 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".)

Oh, that makes more sense. Stupid bartleby.com


Jessica - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:03 am PST #6613 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".

I'd always wondered about that!


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:11 am PST #6614 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You mean baa baa baa...

Nah, everyone knows that's for sheep!


Laga - Jan 12, 2010 10:42:05 am PST #6615 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think goats say meh meh


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2010 10:42:52 am PST #6616 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was just about to say that Laga!


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:43:40 am PST #6617 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You goat-it-alls!


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 10:44:07 am PST #6618 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We are totally baaaa-d to the bone.


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 10:45:08 am PST #6619 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Which reminds me - I'm trying to get the local ice cream shop I used to work at to wear t-shirts with the store logo and name on the front and "Bad to the Cone" on the back. Isn't that AWESOME????)


Laga - Jan 12, 2010 10:57:24 am PST #6620 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

totally awesome, Aims


Polter-Cow - Jan 12, 2010 10:58:15 am PST #6621 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's what kid gloves are?? Man, sometimes etymology really gets my goat.