...he painted a mural on the ceiling of her bedroom?
Ahahahahaha!
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2010 4:51:55 am PST #5724 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Aims - Jan 05, 2010 5:01:17 am PST #5725 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2010 5:03:16 am PST #5726 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
Subtle yet effective!
Amy - Jan 05, 2010 5:28:29 am PST #5727 of 30000
Because books.
CUTE kids, Sox and Sparky. I think it's patently unfair you're keeping so much of the cute in your own gene pool.
He did! Of her NOT playing with her toys.
Bwah!
Sparky1 - Jan 05, 2010 5:35:51 am PST #5728 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
I think it's patently unfair you're keeping so much of the cute in your own gene pool.
Puh-leez. I've seen pictures of your kids and you are hoarding cute yourself, missy!
Glamcookie - Jan 05, 2010 5:48:53 am PST #5729 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I will put it In the Shane pile
Woot! Is too adorable!
omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2010 6:56:50 am PST #5730 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
OK, rough math says in about 9.5 hours, wedded bliss ceremony will start in a place with FAR warmer weather than here. Since I'll be working hard all day, I throw my virtual rice & glitter with a time delay fuse. Congratulations Drew & Kristin!
Vortex - Jan 05, 2010 7:20:41 am PST #5731 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
You know why I love my new boss? Because when I tried to do an honest assessment of my work for my evaluation, she said that I had not given myself enough credit and made me raise some of my numbers.
Polter-Cow - Jan 05, 2010 7:42:25 am PST #5732 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Man, you know what's awesome after coming back from a two-week vacation?
Finding your door unlocked! Thanks a lot, landlord. (I had told him to investigate my refrigerator while I was gone. He's never left the door unlocked before, though.)
Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2010 7:48:22 am PST #5733 of 30000
brillig
Empress, when are you going to need the cookie money?