I didn't opt for the devil horns, I had a small child strapped to my crotch instead.
How did that go over as a sex magnet?
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jul 28, 2010 1:34:52 pm PDT #26860 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Nora Deirdre - Jul 28, 2010 2:46:40 pm PDT #26861 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Why shouldn't cops be able to pull over random brown people when I can't even walk into a store with an iron pot for a hat!?!
Daisy, thank you for making me laugh today, when I've been swinging between rage and tears all day.
Tom Scola - Jul 28, 2010 2:51:39 pm PDT #26862 of 30000
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 2:58:25 pm PDT #26863 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ha - that's brilliant.
beth b - Jul 28, 2010 3:56:41 pm PDT #26864 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am about to post some pictures on my library facebook page. I want to caption one of them in a way that I can not -- so I'll just get it out here :
Motherfucking Snakes in the Motherfucking Library!
Thanks, I feel better now.
beth b - Jul 28, 2010 4:14:22 pm PDT #26865 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Steph L. - Jul 28, 2010 4:21:21 pm PDT #26866 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
I was hoping it wasn't snakes in the library, like snakes in the cafeteria on Buffy!
Vortex - Jul 28, 2010 4:26:57 pm PDT #26867 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I can wear the priest outfit.
It should be made of latex. I mean, I know that it's warm, but make a commitment.
beth b - Jul 28, 2010 4:40:12 pm PDT #26868 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I was hoping it wasn't snakes in the library, like snakes in the cafeteria on Buffy!
nope, just a python crawling over kids
Hil R. - Jul 28, 2010 4:46:18 pm PDT #26869 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just tried watching Grey Gardens, but I can't handle listening to people talking over each other, so I had to turn it off. Too bad. It seems like something I would have appreciated.