I was my sister's Best Woman. Which was nice. She also had bridesmaids, though.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 24, 2010 5:04:25 am PDT #26482 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Kathy A - Jul 24, 2010 5:13:04 am PDT #26483 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Back in the late '80s, I had a coworker who had her best (male) friend as her main attendee; they called him the Dude of Honor.
DCJensen - Jul 24, 2010 5:31:17 am PDT #26484 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"Sweet!"
Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:29:00 am PDT #26485 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Wait, what are the male attendants called, traditionally (on the groom's side)? My mind has gone totally blank.
Lee - Jul 24, 2010 6:32:09 am PDT #26486 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
groomsmen
Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:45:25 am PDT #26487 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh my god, I was drawing a total blank! (Yes, despite the use just a few posts above of "groomsmaid" and "groomswoman.") I need more caffeine.
Hil R. - Jul 24, 2010 7:00:09 am PDT #26488 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Or ushers.
Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:11:54 am PDT #26489 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
"That's it! You're off the usher list!"
t /Spike
lisah - Jul 24, 2010 7:12:56 am PDT #26490 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
We're calling ours Committee Members.
Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:13:37 am PDT #26491 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Wedding Committee? Awesome!