Henry's Unremitted Fail:
Quelle horreur!
ETA Oops, shouda gone to Natter but I shall let me Bitches gaze upon its wonder.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 7:14:56 pm PDT #25690 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Sean K - Jul 15, 2010 7:15:27 pm PDT #25691 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
My poor cat is SO UNHAPPY with me right now. He swallowed a piece of my roommate's floss, and just passed it a little while ago. This, of course, came with a big poop attached to it, and he did the butt scoot thing on my roommate's rug to get it off, smearing it all over the rug, and himself. I pulled the floss the rest of the way out, and wiped his butt some, and we threw out the rug, but I decided he needed his first ever in his entire life bath. We will have no poop-ass cats in the house.
This. Did not. Go well.
It was perhaps the most brutal and traumatic experience of my life, and definitely of his.
I wasn't able to rinse the shampoo entirely, but I couldn't subject him to an inch of water any longer. Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
I feel like such a complete asshole right now, but at least I have no poop-ass cats in my house.
meara - Jul 15, 2010 7:32:27 pm PDT #25692 of 30000
Erin, you should probably mark your link as NSFW! I mean, anyone reading Natter knows that, but not everyone reads natter.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 7:37:30 pm PDT #25693 of 30000
brillig
Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
Diabolic manifestations are so disruptive to proper domestic life.
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2010 7:40:35 pm PDT #25694 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
OMG, I hope I've done everything I was supposed to do, because I can't work anymore. I'm falling asleep at my laptop. It's midnight-thirty; that's enough dedication for one day. I'm going to bed.
smonster - Jul 15, 2010 7:51:52 pm PDT #25695 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Erin's link is NSF anybody! Who looks at Sloth from Goonies and is inspired to make a sex toy!?!?
Atropa - Jul 15, 2010 8:18:04 pm PDT #25696 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd rather just get paid to yell at dudes about their grammar. It's like editing, but pays better!
Teppy, I think you need, NEED, to become a pro Domme specializing in grammar. The world cries out for such a thing.
Vortex - Jul 15, 2010 8:49:20 pm PDT #25697 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I just want to point out that tomorrow is Friday (for those who clicked on Erin(?)s link)
Daisy Jane - Jul 15, 2010 9:27:56 pm PDT #25698 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm a little uncomfortable discussing prostitution so blithely. It is a social ill. Not because of the sex, but because it's selling people. The vast majority are not high priced call girls. We're talking about women being bought by a man who wants to own them.
-signed Humorless Feminist
Vortex - Jul 15, 2010 9:32:35 pm PDT #25699 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman