If you don't go to class still drunk at least once, they don't let you graduate.
Oops, I think I forgot that.
Have gone to class hung-over, of course.
Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 7:48:39 am PDT #23313 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:53:13 am PDT #23314 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
There's a slight chance that I am terribly drunk on a Monday and have class in like seven hours. I am so the classiest person ever, yes? ::bag over head in shame::
oh please! Going to class drunk is a rite of passage. And provides endless amusement later when you try to read your notes!
Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2010 7:58:49 am PDT #23315 of 30000
brillig
Going to class drunk is a rite of passage.
One I missed. I only went to parties on Fridays and Saturdays, and very rarely drank to impairment. I was designated "What did I do last night?" reporter.
Ginger - Jun 21, 2010 8:01:35 am PDT #23316 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Drink a lot of water. Try not to answer any questions.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 21, 2010 8:04:52 am PDT #23317 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
After a week of lethargy, I have done all my chores for the day before noon! Went to Walmart to return a shirt and get some clothes for Tom; deposited a few small checks at the bank; bought cat food at Petco; cleaned both bathrooms (including the floors); made iced tea, vacuumed.
After I chill out and eat lunch, maybe I will do some baking/cooking with peaches. Maybe go to the community pool later?
Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 8:08:06 am PDT #23318 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
hmm, do I want lo mein or curry noodles for lunch? You decide.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 21, 2010 8:09:46 am PDT #23319 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I vote lo mein.
Mmmmmm. Lo mein.
DavidS - Jun 21, 2010 8:09:59 am PDT #23320 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Curry noodles!
Liese S. - Jun 21, 2010 8:10:31 am PDT #23321 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Curry noodles!
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 8:11:15 am PDT #23322 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Curry noodles - with duck.