Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 15, 2010 2:10:50 pm PDT #22709 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

interesting. It's because you are cuter. Working theory anyway.


Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2010 2:11:03 pm PDT #22710 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I've gotten asked a few times at Safeway.


omnis_audis - Jun 15, 2010 2:11:59 pm PDT #22711 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maybe I'm shopping at all the wrong stores or something.


Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2010 2:16:03 pm PDT #22712 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The waitress--local college student--plunked herself down into the booth next to me and chirped, "So what would you folks like tonight?" I think we were supposed to be charmed.

That happened at a diner in La Mesa. The woman sat in the booth right across from me and asked what I wanted. It made me feel all special. But then she wasn't my actual server, and my actual server did not make me feel so special.


Laga - Jun 15, 2010 2:20:31 pm PDT #22713 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I get asked if I need help out to my car at the Ralph's in Hermosa Beach but not the one in Manhattan Beach.


Calli - Jun 15, 2010 2:21:11 pm PDT #22714 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Peacock tights!

Pretty! And way less weird than what I was expecting, which involved legwear and a pissed off bird.


Strix - Jun 15, 2010 2:23:13 pm PDT #22715 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, now I want some cheese enchiladas, P-C. I haven't had Mexican in a while.


Atropa - Jun 15, 2010 2:23:55 pm PDT #22716 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The waitress--local college student--plunked herself down into the booth next to me and chirped, "So what would you folks like tonight?" I think we were supposed to be charmed.

See, that would amuse me. Pete, on the other hand, would probably be appalled.


Laga - Jun 15, 2010 2:29:29 pm PDT #22717 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I know how exhausting waiting tables can be so I don't mind if my server crouches down and leans on the table or sometimes even if they sit down at the table. The best was at Ed Debevic's, a place where they are intentionally rude (all waiters should get to work there at least for a little while) and the server sat down next to my dad and said, "Move over. fatso, I only got one cheek on."


Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 2:33:34 pm PDT #22718 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have done the whole hair-styling thing again, so that I will not resemble Art Garfunkle at the interview tomorrow. Unless, of course, the humidity cuts through all the conditioner and refrizzes my hair tomorrow. Hair is complicated.